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Post  big chicken on Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:53 pm

I'd love to see Center Stage on ice. That onstage costume change was just made for a scratch spin.

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Post  Genevieve on Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:57 pm

Here's a thought. In the sequel to Christian Bale is naked... There is also Patrick Wilson naked.

Big Chicken from what I understand there is some kind of hold-up with a publishing contract that keeps the book from being released.
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Post  PrincessCleo on Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:30 pm

caerbannog wrote:I remember reading an interview with Gary Oldman several years ago, where he said that while he does get typecast as a villain, he really wanted to get cast in a romantic comedy. I'm upset that this still hasn't happened.

...that is amazing.
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Post  Eris Rising on Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:43 pm

Television show.

It's William Shatner and Frank Langella. They play themselves, only as crimefighters. Each week, star-on-the-edge-of-insanity Shatner and well-respected buy finicky and by-the-book Langella travel to a new town in their classic convertible with futuristic upgrades (turbo boost, autopilot, shielding), and get into fistfights while quipping to each other. Then they escape from a deathtrap due to some ridiculous piece of trivial information that Langella knows ("Bill, were you aware that the average flea can lift many times its own body weight?"). Then they beat up the bad guys. Then they have a drink together and seduce the local townsfollk. Then they go on to another town and do the same thing the next week.
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Post  big chicken on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:24 pm

I'd like to see Sean Bean in a movie where he's not the villian and does not die or end up in prison.

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Post  Kiran on Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:46 pm

I'd love to see Reese Witherspoon play someone straight up evil. I totally think she is a great actress who has it in her. And I don't mean Tracy Flick I mean like woman who goes around marrying billionaires them offing them evil. On that end I think Hugh Grant is a better actor then he gives himself credit for and would love to see him in a Quentin Tarantino film. Where he totally subverts his image.

I'd also love to see Gary Oldman in a romcom. I've read that interview too and ever since then I imagine for some reason he and Lena Olin in some sort of sassy rom com.

I want someone to cast Patrick Wilson in a big movie musical that doesn't suck.
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Post  blixie on Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:10 pm


I'd also love to see Gary Oldman in a romcom.

I thought that's what Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead was? Heh. Tim + Gary forever!

I still want Tatum O'Neal, Courtney Love, Sadie Frost, and Natasha Lyonne to take over The View: From Hell.

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Post  Genevieve on Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:14 pm

You know that each week someone would end up with a new scar.
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Post  Pop'n'Fresh on Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:45 pm

David Tennant stars in: "David Tennant Naked Wearing Guyliner." (NC17)

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Post  curryalley on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:21 pm

Disney sequel I want: When Aladdin and Shang are kidnapped on a diplomatic mission, Jasmine and Mulan team up to rescue them, fight evil, and be the total badasses you know they are.

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Post  Gallifrey Girl on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:29 pm

Pop'n'Fresh wrote:David Tennant stars in: "David Tennant Naked Wearing Guyliner." (NC17)

Yes, please. Pretty please.

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Post  punkysdilemma on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:35 pm

Before they cast Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort there were rumors they had cast Rowan Atkinson, and I could totally see it.

There also needs to be a Black Adder movie.
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Post  punzy on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:39 pm

big chicken wrote:I'd like to see Sean Bean in a movie where he's not the villian and does not die or end up in prison.

Sadly, this fits your requirements.

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Post  molliewollie on Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:50 pm

curryalley wrote:Disney sequel I want: When Aladdin and Shang are kidnapped on a diplomatic mission, Jasmine and Mulan team up to rescue them, fight evil, and be the total badasses you know they are.

OMG OMG OMG!!

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Post  Red Wolf on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:10 pm

I'd like to see Sean Bean in a movie where he's not the villian and does not die or end up in prison.
Ronin.

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Post  Cynara on Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:32 pm

molliewollie wrote:
curryalley wrote:Disney sequel I want: When Aladdin and Shang are kidnapped on a diplomatic mission, Jasmine and Mulan team up to rescue them, fight evil, and be the total badasses you know they are.

OMG OMG OMG!!
RIGHT?!?!

Also, I know it's a small consolation prize, but David Tennant Half-Naked Wearing Guyliner already exists if you rent Fright Night.

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Post  Gallifrey Girl on Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:20 pm

Cynara wrote:Also, I know it's a small consolation prize, but David Tennant Half-Naked Wearing Guyliner already exists if you rent Fright Night.
Yes, that is indeed a fine thing. This is my favourite clip from Fright Night.

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Post  whatthedeuce on Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:30 pm

Honestly, I just want a version of Mulan where she and Shang actually get to kiss at the end. That's one of my fave Disney films, but I'm still not over my disappointment that they never got their mack on. Even freakin' Lady and the Tramp has a cute kiss in it, and they're dogs, dude!

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Post  Red Wolf on Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:54 pm

You know how in TV and moves, drudgework like training, studying, and processing crime scenes takes place in a montage with a great song over the top? I want a montage maker for real life, to speed up all the boring jobs we do on a daily basis.

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Post  whatthedeuce on Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:03 pm

My life is nothing but a series of boring tasks repeated day after day, so my montage would never end.

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Post  Bad Username on Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:17 am

At least you'd have a rocking tune playing constantly. Like, 'Eye of the Tiger' or something.

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Post  roly on Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:59 am

For the "get Christian Bale naked" brigade, might I recommend Metroland? Unless you're looking for current CB naked, with which I cannot help you.

I would like Clive Owen to star in a (very) short film based on another Snarkers experience, in which he stands on a subway platform, looks directly into the camera and tries to convince us, the audience, to go home with him.

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Post  Kiran on Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:09 pm

Then makes pouty face when we have to go to work?

I'd have called in a sick day, though.
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Post  whatthedeuce on Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:40 pm

Okay, I actually got a visual of Clive making a pouty face, and it is really ridiculous. I'm thinking sorta Blue Steel but frownier.

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Post  molliewollie on Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:14 pm

After this week's Amazing Race, I have to say... I would watch the SHIT out of a reality show about former NFL players who enter the world of rabbit dressage.

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