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Post  naughty zoot on Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:24 am

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Post  Crowbridge on Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:14 am

Stay gold, indeed. My favorite part is when she talks about her "adrenal cortex", whatever the hell that is.

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Post  Red Wolf on Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:20 am

Surprisingly, the adrenal cortex is real. Short version: it "mediates the stress response", through... stuff. Pretty sure she's talking BS about it, though.

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Post  laddical on Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:32 pm

"The New Look Gwyneth Revealed"?

What changed?
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Post  naughty zoot on Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:47 pm

My favorite part is that she and the mister are basing their decision on whether to have another child on what a drag it is to get the kids to school. Seriously, if that horror outweighs any joy your kids bring into your life, then yeah, don't have another.
Her talk of food allergies irks as well. I do not think those words mean what she thinks they mean.
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Post  tothemax on Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:45 pm

I want to give Gwenyth a pass on the kids comment, because I can how she could be joking, but you never know with her.

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Post  punzy on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:05 pm

Red Wolf wrote:Surprisingly, the adrenal cortex is real. Short version: it "mediates the stress response", through... stuff. Pretty sure she's talking BS about it, though.

A little bit of knowledge can be a dangerous thing for some people. Related: you can't "feel" your adrenal cortex (not without opening your skull anyway) nor does it get "high".

Also, you are not allergic to those things. If you were you wouldn't just need a break from them.

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Post  Miss Moneypenny on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:34 pm

punzy wrote:Also, you are not allergic to those things. If you were you wouldn't just need a break from them.

Yeah, the way people throw around "allergy" makes me want to set things on fire. Also, let's call a "12 week detox" what it really is: a crash diet. Everything she's ever said about food screams binge/purge cycle to me.

The comment about schlepping the kids to school did make me giggle, though. That's completely the stupid shit my husband and I talk about when we contemplate having another kid.
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Post  themis on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:42 pm

Oh, she's still so irksome, but that cover is fieeeeeerce. My word.

I also will cop to being grateful to her for her GOOP point-out of Klorane dry shampoo. My tresses thank you, Gwyn.

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Post  swsa on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:20 pm

My favorite part was her tip-toeing around the fact that she likely told this unnamed actress that she was going to have to put her boyfriend's career first. I really do think she's convinced herself she'd still be at her Shakespeare in Love peak if she hadn't "chosen" to back away from her career.

And yeah, if you're taking part in "seasonal" 12-week cleanses, how many weeks does that leave you to actually eat?
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Post  The Glen on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:30 pm

punzy wrote:Also, you are not allergic to those things. If you were you wouldn't just need a break from them.

Even in the case of sensitivity, which relatively common with wheat and dairy, you still have to avoid the food so it doesn't build up in your system and make you sick. Treating it by eating as much as you want and then "detoxing" would be mind-numbingly silly.

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Post  Morning Angel on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:40 pm

punzy wrote:
Red Wolf wrote:Surprisingly, the adrenal cortex is real. Short version: it "mediates the stress response", through... stuff. Pretty sure she's talking BS about it, though.

A little bit of knowledge can be a dangerous thing for some people. Related: you can't "feel" your adrenal cortex (not without opening your skull anyway) nor does it get "high".

The adrenal cortex is on top of your kidneys actually. But yes, you cannot feel it. That's absurd.
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Post  Instant Monkeys on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:44 pm

swsa wrote:And yeah, if you're taking part in "seasonal" 12-week cleanses, how many weeks does that leave you to actually eat?
That's an excellent point. So, I guess four weeks out of the year it's nonstop Ho-Hos, buffalo wings, and deep-fried mac and cheese for ol' Gwyneth.
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Post  Crowbridge on Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:00 pm

She so has an eating disorder. I have thought this ever since she became famous, and I still think it's true. Not surprising in a Hollywood actress, but ya know, still sad.

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Post  Bad Username on Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:16 pm

This bit:

"Gwyneth's calm beauty is striking, as is her extraordinary discipline," she gushes. "As she falls naturally into yoga stretches during the course of the conversation, supple as a cat, you realize that this is a woman for whom working out has become essential".

made me LOL. I've known people who do that, and it's a total grubbing-for-compliments move, like people who sing (supposedly) to themselves, but are really just looking for you to tell them what a good singer they are.

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Post  particle_person on Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:36 pm

Heee, I have no doubt you're right about the yoga moves. "It's just a thing I do because it's become second nature...when you're as in tune with your body as I am, it's best to ride your impulses. *preen*"

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Post  tothemax on Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:43 pm

Ha. That behavior reminds me of this article from The Onion.

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Post  Morning Angel on Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:23 am

Oh, Gwyneth, you just make it too easy for haters. I remember seeing SPAR supermarkets when I was in Austria last fall, and I didn't think it looked like convenience store food, but nevertheless, given how peculiar she has been regarding food, this seems like a curious endorsement.
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Post  Crowbridge on Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:23 pm

Hypocrite.

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Post  Putli Bai on Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:50 am

I'll just leave this right here: The GOOP Tee.
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Post  dionneshea on Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:25 am

Putli Bai wrote:I'll just leave this right here: The GOOP Tee.
There are no words.
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Post  Morning Angel on Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:24 pm

Even at $90, the white fabric looks transparent. Quite a feat. Also, one size fits all but only to size 8. Oh Gwyneth.
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Post  Crowbridge on Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:43 pm

$90 for a plain, white tee you could get at Target?!

Good god. She really is out of touch, isn't she?

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Post  Grainne Mhaol on Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:14 pm

If it was loomed from spun gold on Mount Olympus, I still wouldn't pay that for a T-shirt.
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Post  emrie on Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:54 pm

She may be out of touch with us commoners, but this is kind of adorable.

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