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naughty zoot- Posts : 1103
Join date : 2011-10-21
Location : Western Mass
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
I wouldn't be surprised. Her strange pretensions aside, apparently divorce parties (complete with fancy celebratory cakes) have been a thing for a while now.
Raksha- Posts : 963
Join date : 2011-10-22
Age : 42
Location : 137
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
Divorce parties, as I'm aware of them, are a lot more...bitter and/or celebratory and one-sided than an "uncoupling ceremony". Those are more, getting together with your girlfriends/bros and hitting the town because you're free! What Gwyneth and Chris allegedly did reminds me of the account I read about in Growing Up Brady, where the actors who played Bobby and Cindy had gotten "married" behind the scenes during the Grand Canyon episode, but eventually the attraction cooled off, so they had Marcia and Jan officiate another ceremony, where they did everything backwards, and spit at each other rather than kiss as a bride and groom would, which was their kiddie way of undoing the wedding and making them "officially" divorced.
Arabella- Posts : 569
Join date : 2011-10-24
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
The explanation for Gwyneth's surprise interest in Snarkfest has become apparent.
How does Goop, the weekly lifestyle email/newsletter and brainchild of actress Gwyneth Paltrow, support itself? That question has been plaguing those who wanted the secret of how Paltrow has been able to spread her gospel to the people. Well, newly released documents indicate that Goop has had some very unprofitable years – except, of course, for Gwyneth and her CEO.
particle_person- Tech Support
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Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
The increase in their pay alone accounts for a good chunk of the company's debt. Forward thinking there.
The Glen- Mod Squad
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Join date : 2011-10-21
Location : Unemployed in Greenland
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth compares reading internet comments about herself to war. A couple of days after Memorial Day. Never change, GP.
naughty zoot- Posts : 1103
Join date : 2011-10-21
Location : Western Mass
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
Oh, Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
Crowbridge- Posts : 705
Join date : 2011-11-16
Location : California
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
If I didn't know better I would swear she's just trolling people at this point.
ActonBell- Posts : 682
Join date : 2011-11-03
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
Heeee. Minus the war comments, I'd say she has a point, though. It often IS projection. (But sometimes it's because you're being a damned twit, Gwyneth.)
particle_person- Tech Support
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Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
How did I miss this glorious bitchery? Thanks to Tom and Lorenzo for mentioning it...
emrie- Posts : 312
Join date : 2011-10-22
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm disappointed. A jailbird cake without the traditional file? What is this world coming to?
Red Wolf- Posts : 710
Join date : 2011-11-01
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
'spits Coke'Crowbridge wrote:Oh, Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
Gwyneth, if you need a sworn and witnessed statement that you are dumber than your own hair, I will happily oblige. Snarkfest is not Anonymous in a Guy Fawkes mask, for cryin out loud.
year of the cat- Posts : 390
Join date : 2011-10-26
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
This has to be a joke. Has to be. Right?
punkysdilemma- Posts : 1332
Join date : 2011-10-24
Age : 45
Location : Silicon Valley, CA
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
And unlikely! I did enjoy this:
The third author on your research paper whom you've stuffed up there?
punzy- Posts : 966
Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
I haven't thought much about Gwyneth beyond "Hey I like those Iron Man movies, isn't she in those?" in years, but this is really too much. It's irresponsible to recommend this, it sounds painful as well as stupid, and I am pretty sure she is insulting vaginas everywhere. Damn it, GOOP. Now you're on my shit list.
Sheli- Posts : 316
Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
Wait wait wait. Is this picture actually from GOOP? It can't be. It has to be a GOOP satire, right?
katesti- Posts : 559
Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow
http://goop.comkatesti wrote:Wait wait wait. Is this picture actually from GOOP? It can't be. It has to be a GOOP satire, right?
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