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Post  naughty zoot on Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:24 pm

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Post  Raksha on Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:30 pm

I wouldn't be surprised. Her strange pretensions aside, apparently divorce parties (complete with fancy celebratory cakes) have been a thing for a while now.
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Post  Arabella on Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:03 am

Divorce parties, as I'm aware of them, are a lot more...bitter and/or celebratory and one-sided than an "uncoupling ceremony". Those are more, getting together with your girlfriends/bros and hitting the town because you're free! What Gwyneth and Chris allegedly did reminds me of the account I read about in Growing Up Brady, where the actors who played Bobby and Cindy had gotten "married" behind the scenes during the Grand Canyon episode, but eventually the attraction cooled off, so they had Marcia and Jan officiate another ceremony, where they did everything backwards, and spit at each other rather than kiss as a bride and groom would, which was their kiddie way of undoing the wedding and making them "officially" divorced.

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Post  particle_person on Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:48 pm

The explanation for Gwyneth's surprise interest in Snarkfest has become apparent.

How does Goop, the weekly lifestyle email/newsletter and brainchild of actress Gwyneth Paltrow, support itself? That question has been plaguing those who wanted the secret of how Paltrow has been able to spread her gospel to the people. Well, newly released documents indicate that Goop has had some very unprofitable years – except, of course, for Gwyneth and her CEO.

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Post  The Glen on Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:37 am

The increase in their pay alone accounts for a good chunk of the company's debt. Forward thinking there.

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Post  naughty zoot on Wed May 28, 2014 2:59 pm

Gwyneth compares reading internet comments about herself to war. A couple of days after Memorial Day. Never change, GP.
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Post  Crowbridge on Wed May 28, 2014 3:39 pm

Oh, Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

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Post  ActonBell on Wed May 28, 2014 8:22 pm

If I didn't know better I would swear she's just trolling people at this point.
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Post  particle_person on Wed May 28, 2014 8:40 pm

Heeee. Minus the war comments, I'd say she has a point, though. It often IS projection. (But sometimes it's because you're being a damned twit, Gwyneth.)

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Post  emrie on Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:20 am

How did I miss this glorious bitchery? Thanks to Tom and Lorenzo for mentioning it...

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Post  Red Wolf on Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:54 am

I'm disappointed. A jailbird cake without the traditional file? What is this world coming to?

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Post  year of the cat on Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:44 pm

Crowbridge wrote:Oh, Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
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Gwyneth, if you need a sworn and witnessed statement that you are dumber than your own hair, I will happily oblige.  Snarkfest is not Anonymous in a Guy Fawkes mask, for cryin out loud.
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Post  punkysdilemma on Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:48 pm

This has to be a joke. Has to be. Right?
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Post  vwlphb on Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:07 pm

That sounds...unsanitary.

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Post  punzy on Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:37 pm

And unlikely! I did enjoy this:
The third author on your research paper whom you've stuffed up there?

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Post  Matinee on Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:51 pm


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Post  Sheli on Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:30 am

I haven't thought much about Gwyneth beyond "Hey I like those Iron Man movies, isn't she in those?" in years, but this is really too much. It's irresponsible to recommend this, it sounds painful as well as stupid, and I am pretty sure she is insulting vaginas everywhere.  Damn it, GOOP. Now you're on my shit list.

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Post  katesti on Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:46 pm

Wait wait wait. Is this picture actually from GOOP? It can't be. It has to be a GOOP satire, right?

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Post  particle_person on Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:02 pm

katesti wrote:Wait wait wait. Is this picture actually from GOOP? It can't be. It has to be a GOOP satire, right?
http://goop.com

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