Jesus Christ
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Jesus Christ
Rising from the dead again this time next week. Boy, he's taking his Walking Dead fandom seriously.
Wildog27- Posts : 230
Join date : 2011-11-23
Re: Jesus Christ
I've kind of been a fan for a while, but ugh, some of his BNFs are annoying.
MtOlivePickles- Posts : 106
Join date : 2011-10-30
Age : 38
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Ugh, my mom is such a JC groupie. She's totally dragging me to check out his Rise from the Dead tour next Sunday.
whatthedeuce- Posts : 2616
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 39
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His water into wine party trick is hands down the BEST THING EVER. Plus no one ever has to go out and get more drinks. Sometimes? If everyone has been drinking awhile he can turn some stale chips into nachos.
Genevieve- Posts : 679
Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Jesus Christ
The party tricks are great, but his showboating is getting old. "Oooh, look at me! I'm walking on water! How you like me now, Apostles?"
whatthedeuce- Posts : 2616
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 39
Re: Jesus Christ
I am so over this guy. St. Tony is where it's at. Guy always knows where I left my keys.
dinahmoe- Posts : 588
Join date : 2011-10-21
Age : 54
Location : People's Republic of Somerville, MA
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What I don't get is how this guy who's all about "forgiveness" and "turning the other cheek" still has people hating on Judas after all this time. WE GET IT, JC, he betrayed you. It was 2000 years ago. Get over it.
queenofdenile- Posts : 830
Join date : 2011-10-21
Location : Pigfarts. (On Mars.)
Re: Jesus Christ
I hear his gal pal Mary Magdalene is going to be on the cover of People this week with a big exclusive. His people are still pushing the "they're just good friends" PR spin but according to CDAN, JC & Mary have been friends with benefits for years now. There's also rumours that he's going to do a big Letter of Truth on his website this weekend.
QueenSix- Posts : 1314
Join date : 2011-10-22
Location : City of the Tribes, West of Ireland
Re: Jesus Christ
I find it weird that he doesn't care that people know what year he was born but trying to find the actual date of his birth? Impossible. Harder than parting the Red Sea.
big chicken- Posts : 683
Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Jesus Christ
I like the guy... he knowws how to work a crowd...
BUT...
that whole "loaves and fishes" thing? Oh, honey no... it should have been omelets and mimosas. You know, give the whole thing a relaxed, brunch-y feel.
BUT...
that whole "loaves and fishes" thing? Oh, honey no... it should have been omelets and mimosas. You know, give the whole thing a relaxed, brunch-y feel.
oxymoron- Posts : 288
Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Jesus Christ
Apparently thought about using "How To Save a Life" as a personal theme song, but the Grey's Anatomy people claimed it first. (Producers for the TV show noted that He has a lot of other really great music, and they're pretty sure folks like Handel are a lot better than the Fray. Rumors that Jesus turned down a big guest-star role for being "too cheesy" and "not having enough patients live through the episode" are wholly unsubstantiated.)
Poubelle- Posts : 691
Join date : 2011-10-22
Re: Jesus Christ
But today they're transubstantiated!Poubelle wrote:...
Rumors that Jesus turned down a big guest-star role for being "too cheesy" and "not having enough patients live through the episode" are wholly unsubstantiated.)
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Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Jesus Christ
Poubelle wrote:. Rumors that Jesus turned down a big guest-star role for being "too cheesy" and "not having enough patients live through the episode" are wholly unsubstantiated.)
That and he objected to the nickname "McSavior".
Re: Jesus Christ
I had to work today because all the guys with kids wanted it off. I missed the GoT premiere because of his martyrdom.
The Dude- Posts : 1141
Join date : 2011-10-25
Age : 49
Location : Peoples Republic of Boulder, South Rectangle
Re: Jesus Christ
I don't know I'm Team Judas I think. Hes just darker and more misunderstood you know?
Kiran- Posts : 2583
Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Jesus Christ
Kiran wrote:I don't know I'm Team Judas I think. Hes just darker and more misunderstood you know?
I respectfully request that you cease and desist all manner of pornographic art depicting my soon-to-be husband, Judas. He and I have been engaged on the Astral Plane since before it was cool.
Putli Bai- Posts : 671
Join date : 2011-10-21
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But my fan art featuring Tom Hiddleston as Judas is the basis of my entire tumblr FuckYeahJudas.
Kiran- Posts : 2583
Join date : 2011-10-21
Re: Jesus Christ
QueenSix wrote:I hear his gal pal Mary Magdalene is going to be on the cover of People this week with a big exclusive. His people are still pushing the "they're just good friends" PR spin but according to CDAN, JC & Mary have been friends with benefits for years now. There's also rumours that he's going to do a big Letter of Truth on his website this weekend.
Oh, Mary, Mary. Puh Leeze. TMZ should be chasing the One He Loved Best (Reclining at His Breast) John for the real story. I hear he's writing, too, and the shroomage may make it a howl of a read.
Corvus- Posts : 272
Join date : 2011-10-24
Re: Jesus Christ
This guy is like Lindsay Lohan, just coasting by on the strength of his old work. All his new stuff has been totally 'meh'. He peaked with that whole rising from the dead business if you ask me. That was his Mean Girls.
Melk- Posts : 154
Join date : 2011-10-27
Re: Jesus Christ
I heard He's in talks to star in the Broadway adaptation of Weekend At Bernie's. Rising from the dead is all the rage nowdays, and apparently, He wants to cash in since He thinks of Himself as the Original Zombie. Too cool to eat brains though, obviously.
whatthedeuce- Posts : 2616
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 39
Re: Jesus Christ
No brains? Ugh, he would be a vegan. Bearded hipster douchebag.
Cynara- Posts : 421
Join date : 2011-10-23
Re: Jesus Christ
No, He pretends to be a vegan, but I heard from my barber's cousin's mechanic's ex-wife that He's a buffalo wing junkie. Cannot lay off the sauce to save His life, man. Or to save the rest of humanity's lives either.
whatthedeuce- Posts : 2616
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 39
Re: Jesus Christ
I know for a fact that he likes fish, but there are also rumors of some cannibalism and faux-vampirism.
Wildog27- Posts : 230
Join date : 2011-11-23
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