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Post  year of the cat Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:13 pm

If she poses ala the marylin spread then her career will be put down like a horse. And I think her rep fired her not the other way round...she was just allowed to announce it,IMO.
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Post  whatthedeuce Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:36 am

I keep hoping that she's done crashing and burning, but she somehow manages to continue outdoing herself. WTF, Linds?

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Post  The Dude Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:57 am

She's really taken on that Amy Winehouse air of inevitability. But Keith Richards made it into his 60's, so maybe she'll get it halfway together.

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Post  Lily Rose Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:11 am

Her dad has been super busy, what with being arrested twice in two days in Tampa. Domestic battery, faking a heart attack, and fleeing from the police? Seems about right.

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Post  whatthedeuce Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:39 pm

With parents like Michael and Dina, it does seem rather inevitable that Lindsay is a hot ass mess. It's just one clusterfuck after another in that family.

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Post  jensa Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:07 pm

And......... she's back to jail.
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Post  curryalley Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:45 pm

Oh why not.

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Post  The Dude Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:05 pm

I guess all child stars can't grow old with the grace and dignity of Clint Howard.
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Post  RubyTuesday Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:41 am

She checked into jail last night.... and was released 4.5 hours later.

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Post  Lily Rose Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:48 am

Oh, I'm sure she learned her lesson this time!

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Post  Sheli Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:05 pm

My parents grounded me longer that time I stayed out half an hour past my curfew. And I still did it again.

With traffic in LA, she probably spent more time getting to jail than being in jail.

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Post  Miss Moneypenny Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:09 pm

Mainly what I've learned from Lindsay Lohan is that if I want to become a drug addict or small time criminal, I should move to California to do it, because my jail sentences will be shorter than my hair appointments.
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Post  The Dude Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:08 pm

Playboy is redoing her shoot after not being satisfied with the results.

Both LiLo and Hef have a Marilyn fixation, it's pretty easy to see where they'll go with her pics.
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Post  dinahmoe Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:03 pm

I've had cases of hiccups that lasted longer than that sentence.
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Post  swsa Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:14 pm

Playboy spread has leaked. NSFW, of course.

My opinion? No personality in them. An attempt at mimicry that just looks desperate, obvious, and awkward. However, I think it's slightly less straight-up ugly than her LAST nude Marilyn photo spread.
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Post  truecrystal Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:59 pm

Why does her face look so bad? These are AWFUL!! So banal and boring, and her eyes are DEAD. She's not even sexy she's just...there.

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Post  swsa Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:16 pm

She had that same rough, busted look when she did her other Marilyn homage. Girlfriend needs to realize that this look just doesn't work on her.

And yeah, my main reaction was just that these are so boring and almost kind of blurry and void of life. Almost like they were painted by someone who hasn't learned how to do faces yet.
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Post  particle_person Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:53 pm

Oh dear. To be honest, I didn't think Marilyn herself was particularly sexy when she made her own images, never mind all the thousands of uncreative Marilyn imitations. I find it hard to believe that even Playboy's demographic will like these very much. (And at this point Playboy's demographic is mostly men in their 50s and 60s.)
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Post  Pumpkin Cake Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:37 am

Her skin just looks so. . .wrecked. She looks like she has the skin of a sun-damaged sixty-year old, somehow re-elasticized. And that. . .is creepy. And. . .I don't know. Her boobs look not super fake, which is the most positive thing I have here. She just looks so frail and weatherbeaten.

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Post  The Dude Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:48 am

The Dude wrote:
Both LiLo and Hef have a Marilyn fixation, it's pretty easy to see where they'll go with her pics.
Called it.

Her being a giner doesn't mesh well with the whole blonde bombshell thing.

Did Playboy's airbrusher just say "why bother?" on this pictorial.
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Post  Esseilte Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:46 am

She doesn't look as bad as I thought she would, but the Marilyn thing was a terrible idea.

Whatever men find attractive about Lindsay, they probably won't find it here - in most of those pictures she could be anyone. It has so little of the personality she used to show onscreen. Even doing the same photos, but with her hair red, would have been a start...but I can't help but think the photographer had very little imagination if this was the best he could come up with to showcase a girl who's been on our screens for years.
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Post  Crowbridge Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:54 am

Meh. They're passable, but nothing special. We've seen it before.

She kind of looks like Lady Gaga in the first pic.

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Post  lisa Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:43 pm

She doesn't look as bad as I thought she would, but the Marilyn thing was a terrible idea.

The thing that sort of sticks with me is, if you could hop into a time machine and travel back to 2004, you could stop someone on the street and say, "There are two actresses. One is a phenomenal presence in a funny movie called Mean Girls. The other played a promiscuous teen on Dawson's Creek until last year. In the future, which one will be lauded for a skilled & sensitive depiction of Marilyn Monroe in a prestige pic and which one will attempt to channel Marilyn Monroe and fail in a Playboy spread?" And guess what the answer would be?*

It's just ... the time is so bitter considering the Michelle Williams pic right now. And the photos are so sad because it seems like Lindsay isn't even in touch with her own imagination any more. Nobody should be that broken down at 25.



* Though to be fair, Williams had already made The Station Agent, so it was obvious she was cultivating an interesting career.

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Post  Putli Bai Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:07 pm

The thing about those Playboy pictures is that Lindsey is almost completely unrecognizable. I don't know if it's the airbrushing or what, but if I didn't know that was her, I'd just assume it was another young blonde future-Hef-fiance....
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Post  Kiran Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:39 pm

I think even aside from the Station Agent, Michelle Williams spent a lot of her off time doing indie movies and theatre. And even as far back as Dick she got a lot of praise.

More importantly even back then Michelle Williams was showing she was a hard worker, which I think can make the difference too.
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