Server fundraiser!

Go down

Server fundraiser!

Post  PrincessCleo on Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:02 am

Greetings, fellow snarkers! As you know, from time to time, we've asked people to chip in to pay for forum account fees. It's really not that much, and premium accounts have extra features, more reliability, faster loading times, etc. So I feel like we really need to make sure we don't fall behind on this.

And then I started thinking--as many times as we've had to move the forum and start over again (and again, and again), wouldn't it be great if we just had a dedicated server of our own? And we could totally have some extra perks for members who really dig deep to help us out. Here's what I'm thinking: Snarker levels!

SL I ($100) - lifetime membership to the Snarkfest board
SL II ($1000) - plus a variety of user icons and emojis
SL III ($10,000) - access to an exclusive inner board with celebrity posters!
SL IV ($100,000) - The Member Ship. Literally, it's a ship. We can keep the server on it out in international waters!

PayPal will work just great (it also has a monthly donation option you can turn on). If it would just be easier to let us directly access your bank account, let us know!
avatar
PrincessCleo
Admin

Posts : 452
Join date : 2011-10-21
Age : 39

http://http;//cleolinda.livejournal.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  Raised by wolves on Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:55 am

I always knew someday this place would become a cult.

Raised by wolves

Posts : 526
Join date : 2011-11-01

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  Tico Torres on Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:05 am

Hi, my name is Tico Torres, and I would like to talk to you about Snarkeology.

Before I discovered Snarkeology, my life was a void. Money, women, percussion, hair? Certainly. But also emptiness. That is until I discovered this healing power. Snarkeology opens your life to vibrations of meaning and purpose that will carry you to higher levels of understanding and being.

But did I leave behind the world of fame and glamour? NO! Donate to level III or IV and access some of the secrets I can share with you so that you too can partake of wealth and hair metal, but also reach the heights of self-actualisation.

Join us.

Tico Torres

Posts : 7
Join date : 2015-04-01

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  Tabby on Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:58 am

Oh, thank Snark that I found this place. I've been burdened with all this extra cash and my life has been devoid of vibrations. I know now that everything will change! I'll have glamour and self-actualization and vibrations! And no money!
avatar
Tabby

Posts : 731
Join date : 2011-10-25
Age : 58
Location : Minneapolis, Minnesota

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  naughty zoot on Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:25 am

So SL III is the Gwyneth level? Sign me up.
avatar
naughty zoot

Posts : 1103
Join date : 2011-10-21
Location : Western Mass

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  Corvus on Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:55 am

Countersuggestion for membership levels (or How Deep is Your Ship?)
Level 1: 1D
Level 2: Cumbership
Level 3: Ackles
avatar
Corvus

Posts : 272
Join date : 2011-10-24

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  big chicken on Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:13 pm

Do you have a monthly installment plan?

Further, with the server in international waters, does this mean it can host the entirety of Swan's Crossing for download? It's a crime this minor masterpiece from Sarah Michelle Gellar and Mira Sorvino is not available on DVD.

big chicken

Posts : 683
Join date : 2011-10-21

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  bookworm on Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:15 pm

Level 4: LOTR Tinfoil
avatar
bookworm

Posts : 1083
Join date : 2011-10-22
Age : 38
Location : Georgia

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  Carrie Ann on Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:44 pm

Level V: Snapewife
avatar
Carrie Ann

Posts : 1232
Join date : 2011-10-23
Age : 37
Location : Minneapolis, MN

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  L. Ron Hubberd on Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:59 pm

Level VI: ME.

L. Ron Hubberd

Posts : 2
Join date : 2015-04-01

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  Corvus on Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:18 pm

And we have a winner!
avatar
Corvus

Posts : 272
Join date : 2011-10-24

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  particle_person on Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:27 pm

As your Minister of Snark Technology, I will be offering free Snark measurement tests on my Snarkometer™ to see who is ready to move to a higher level. You will learn interesting things about yourself. All conversations are recorded.

_________________
"Good news, Katniss, I think we've almost got him convinced you're not a mutt!" — Plutarch, attempting to cheer Katniss up about Peeta's condition.
avatar
particle_person
Tech Support

Posts : 1973
Join date : 2011-10-21

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  woolhat on Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:33 pm

I, for one, could use a good Snark measurement. I have a sinking suspicion I am under stress, what with the free personality test my neighborhood Snarkers offered me. The chasing with pitchforks, by the way: was it necessary?

Just as long as this isn't a cult. Got mixed up with the PxThisies years ago. Took lots of reprogramming to get me to stop writing everything in chartreuse ink.
avatar
woolhat

Posts : 40
Join date : 2011-10-22

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  particle_person on Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:14 pm

I'm glad you asked. This is in no way a "cult." We rather resent that term, in fact. This is simply of collective of people who submit to a seldom-seen leader rumored to have a cursed burying ground under her home.

_________________
"Good news, Katniss, I think we've almost got him convinced you're not a mutt!" — Plutarch, attempting to cheer Katniss up about Peeta's condition.
avatar
particle_person
Tech Support

Posts : 1973
Join date : 2011-10-21

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  Putli Bai on Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:20 pm

And here I was all ready to declare that "THIS THREAD BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"

Missing the point entirely.

Clearly (heh) I need to sign up for the works.
avatar
Putli Bai

Posts : 671
Join date : 2011-10-21

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  L. Ron Hubbard on Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:21 pm

But are you a religion? I have tips on how to grind the IRS down until they recognize your undeniable awesomeness.

L. Ron Hubbard

Posts : 9
Join date : 2015-04-01

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  The Glen on Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:48 am

Begone with ye!

The Glen
Mod Squad

Posts : 725
Join date : 2011-10-21
Location : Unemployed in Greenland

Back to top Go down

Re: Server fundraiser!

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum