Celebrity Couples

The NY Post is saying that Amy Poehler is dating Nick Kroll. The evidence is pretty shaky - one dinner and sources saying it wasn't the first date - but let's speculate anyway! I have a hard time seeing him as anyone other than the odious Ruxin, but apparently he's one of the nicest comedians out there, so I am in favor.

Oh, this is excellent. It is on. It is so on that things have now become very much like Donkey Kong.

Leslie Knope and the Douche? I don't know how I feel about this.

Hit it, Amy!

(Is it weird that I think of Amy Poehler as a personal friend?)

I have a feeling you're not alone on that one, Shadowlass.

Nick Kroll can be funny, but I have heard enough of him on different comedy podcasts to think that he's kind of a dick irl.

I always find him quite charming on podcasts and with a good perspective on himself!

Anyway, they have been friends for years, so one dinner sighting doesn't a necessarily a new couple make.

If it was one dinner sighting, then according to those rules, I'm a HOOOR.

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev take cat to animal hospital in middle of the night.

People says Miley and Liam are postponing the wedding and still fighting. Snoop "confirms" a break-up, then Miley steps out wearing her engagement ring.

Lawd, this is exhausting. So much drama should maybe be a tip off it's time to call a time of death on this thing.

After all that, I don't think I'm up for tackling Biebs and Selena. I can only take so much Disney romance in a day.

Wasn't she just quoted a week or two ago saying he's perfect for her and that she's never been happier or something? Take a break, kiddies. Y'all clearly aren't prepared for marriage.

Its sick how much I want this report of Nicholas Hoult and Jennifer Lawrence potentially getting back together to be true. Its how I feel about Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. I just like them both so much seperately and they seem like such a cute low key couple. Get back together and stay sane and talented! Don't mingle with the majority of your celeb generation!

Keira Knightly got married in a super small ceremony.

Aw yay. She always looks so happy with him.

Oh, so that rumor was actually true! Good for her!

I love both of their looks. The pap photos look like they could be from a magazine shoot.

I love her outfit so much.

People are speculating that she reused an old dress. Umm, she looks great so who gives a crap?

If she re-used a dress, that is awesome. I love the idea of someone saying, "I feel pretty in this and I want to feel pretty today. Here we go!"

(Weirdly, I also love it when actresses are very low-key about their weddings and a. do it all low-key with a minimum of drama and b. don't pimp it out to a magazine. This is one of the reasons I'll forgive Gwyneth Paltrow almost anything -- she had a low-key shotgun wedding with only her, Chris Martin and the official.)

So did Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Well them and Victor Garber.

People just want her to be all gaudy and shell out tons for a wedding gown. Makes sense to wear something you wore and loved already. If they decided to get hitched very quickly and quietly, I can see why he wouldn't go through the hassle of shopping around for a new dress and most likely attracting lots of attention.

Ian and Nina for real this time.

brb, going to the Nian tumblr tag

Nina and Jake Johnson are going to be in a movie together? I will so see that even if it is a piece of shit.

Oh right, the breakup. That's the main story. Um, how awkward for them.

Yeah they were together for a while too. Maybe this means the show will move away from Delena though? /hopeful.

I actually thought what little I knew of them, they were a cute couple.

swsa wrote:brb, going to the Nian tumblr tag

Why do I never remember to do this??? Thank you - this is a delight. Most people are actually being pretty cool about it, but....

Give me love has just started playing in the cafe I’m in and I feel like crying! Nian :(

Ian and Nina are still together.

First, US weekly is the first called they split. And it’s NOT a valid source. And PEOPLE next called it just because other gossip website posted it. If you watched The Newsroom, you would understand.

I don’t think I’ll survive another pain like this IF the rumor about Ian and Nina breaking-up is true…

The most terrible thing is realizing that the lifes of this “strangers” have such an impact on my feelings!