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Post  Wildog27 on Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:09 am

Rising from the dead again this time next week. Boy, he's taking his Walking Dead fandom seriously.

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Post  MtOlivePickles on Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:12 am

I've kind of been a fan for a while, but ugh, some of his BNFs are annoying.

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Post  whatthedeuce on Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:19 am

Ugh, my mom is such a JC groupie. She's totally dragging me to check out his Rise from the Dead tour next Sunday.

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Post  Genevieve on Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:03 am

His water into wine party trick is hands down the BEST THING EVER. Plus no one ever has to go out and get more drinks. Sometimes? If everyone has been drinking awhile he can turn some stale chips into nachos.
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Post  whatthedeuce on Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:11 am

The party tricks are great, but his showboating is getting old. "Oooh, look at me! I'm walking on water! How you like me now, Apostles?"

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Post  dinahmoe on Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:29 am

I am so over this guy. St. Tony is where it's at. Guy always knows where I left my keys.
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Post  queenofdenile on Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:38 am

What I don't get is how this guy who's all about "forgiveness" and "turning the other cheek" still has people hating on Judas after all this time. WE GET IT, JC, he betrayed you. It was 2000 years ago. Get over it.
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Post  QueenSix on Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:36 am

I hear his gal pal Mary Magdalene is going to be on the cover of People this week with a big exclusive. His people are still pushing the "they're just good friends" PR spin but according to CDAN, JC & Mary have been friends with benefits for years now. There's also rumours that he's going to do a big Letter of Truth on his website this weekend.

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Post  big chicken on Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:48 pm

I find it weird that he doesn't care that people know what year he was born but trying to find the actual date of his birth? Impossible. Harder than parting the Red Sea.

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Post  oxymoron on Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:01 pm

I like the guy... he knowws how to work a crowd...

BUT...

that whole "loaves and fishes" thing? Oh, honey no... it should have been omelets and mimosas. You know, give the whole thing a relaxed, brunch-y feel.

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Post  Poubelle on Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:58 pm

Apparently thought about using "How To Save a Life" as a personal theme song, but the Grey's Anatomy people claimed it first. (Producers for the TV show noted that He has a lot of other really great music, and they're pretty sure folks like Handel are a lot better than the Fray. Rumors that Jesus turned down a big guest-star role for being "too cheesy" and "not having enough patients live through the episode" are wholly unsubstantiated.)
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Post  particle_person on Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:15 pm

Poubelle wrote:...
Rumors that Jesus turned down a big guest-star role for being "too cheesy" and "not having enough patients live through the episode" are wholly unsubstantiated.)
But today they're transubstantiated!

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Post  RiverThames on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:56 am

Poubelle wrote:. Rumors that Jesus turned down a big guest-star role for being "too cheesy" and "not having enough patients live through the episode" are wholly unsubstantiated.)

That and he objected to the nickname "McSavior".
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Post  The Dude on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:33 am

I had to work today because all the guys with kids wanted it off. I missed the GoT premiere because of his martyrdom.
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Post  Kiran on Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:13 pm

I don't know I'm Team Judas I think. Hes just darker and more misunderstood you know?
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Post  Putli Bai on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:05 pm

Kiran wrote:I don't know I'm Team Judas I think. Hes just darker and more misunderstood you know?

I respectfully request that you cease and desist all manner of pornographic art depicting my soon-to-be husband, Judas. He and I have been engaged on the Astral Plane since before it was cool.
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Post  Kiran on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:06 pm

But my fan art featuring Tom Hiddleston as Judas is the basis of my entire tumblr FuckYeahJudas.
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Post  Corvus on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:24 pm

QueenSix wrote:I hear his gal pal Mary Magdalene is going to be on the cover of People this week with a big exclusive. His people are still pushing the "they're just good friends" PR spin but according to CDAN, JC & Mary have been friends with benefits for years now. There's also rumours that he's going to do a big Letter of Truth on his website this weekend.

Oh, Mary, Mary. Puh Leeze. TMZ should be chasing the One He Loved Best (Reclining at His Breast) John for the real story. I hear he's writing, too, and the shroomage may make it a howl of a read.
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Post  Melk on Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:08 pm

This guy is like Lindsay Lohan, just coasting by on the strength of his old work. All his new stuff has been totally 'meh'. He peaked with that whole rising from the dead business if you ask me. That was his Mean Girls.
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Post  whatthedeuce on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:56 pm

I heard He's in talks to star in the Broadway adaptation of Weekend At Bernie's. Rising from the dead is all the rage nowdays, and apparently, He wants to cash in since He thinks of Himself as the Original Zombie. Too cool to eat brains though, obviously.

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Post  Cynara on Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:11 pm

No brains? Ugh, he would be a vegan. Bearded hipster douchebag.

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Post  whatthedeuce on Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:29 pm

No, He pretends to be a vegan, but I heard from my barber's cousin's mechanic's ex-wife that He's a buffalo wing junkie. Cannot lay off the sauce to save His life, man. Or to save the rest of humanity's lives either.

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Post  Wildog27 on Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:44 pm

I know for a fact that he likes fish, but there are also rumors of some cannibalism and faux-vampirism.

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