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Post  big chicken Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:16 am

I think Grumpy Cat would be less grumpy if he were to closely adhere to the Gospel of Gwyneth. This is a cat that clearly needs a cleanse and to do some yoga.

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Post  Raksha Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:37 am

I bet Grumpy Cat eats carbs. Lots of them. That's the biggest problem, right there. Carbs are the root of all evil.
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Post  Genevieve Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:05 am

If Grumpy cat just smiled a little more, guys would like that.
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Post  woolhat Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:13 am

First things first, Grumpy cat needs to stop eating from tins. Ugh, I would rather die!

And then Grumpy cat would need a hairball cleanse. I'm sure Beyonce would agree with me.
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Post  The Glen Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:57 am

I think she has lots of moxie. I have moxie too, especially in the Iron Man films. I get it from my father.

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Post  QueenSix Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:24 am

Grumpy Cat isn't really grumpy. It's all an act, like performance art or Joaquin Phoenix. I heard it from a friend who heard it from the person she was eavesdropping on at the hairdressers and that person heard it from a florist who read it on CDAN. So you just KNOW it's true!

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