Re: Favourite TV Quotes

curryalley Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:57 pm

One from Gilmore Girls that I use on a regular basis. Like yesterday when the phone wouldn't stop ringing.

Oy, with the poodles already.

bookworm Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:25 pm

"You beat death, Arvin, but you couldn't beat me."

dionneshea Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:37 pm

Oh, I forgot my absolute favourite quote.

"Do not put unauthorized cinnamon on the goddamn meeting table! That's all the fuck we need."

My production company is going to be named Unauthorized Cinnamon.

Eris Rising Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:38 pm

An episode on in the background right now reminded me of this little gem from Friends, when Chandler was worried that his marriage to Monica would be like that of his parents.

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a slinky black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?

Chandler: No.

Ross: Then you are neither of your parents.

Ross rarely got funny lines that didn't make him look like a fool, so that was a nice change.

whatthedeuce Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:41 pm

Ross is so underrated! Along with Chandler, he's actually my fave. Not that that matters here.

nikita Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:28 pm

Ross is so underrated! Along with Chandler, he's actually my fave. Not that that matters here.

Well, Ross is responsible for PIVVOOOOT, so he automatically wins.

whatthedeuce Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:31 pm

Holy hell! I hadn't even thought of that! That's without a doubt one of the best scenes in the entire series, and really half of the humor is in Ross's crazy faces as he yells, "PIVOT! PIVOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!"

nikita Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:51 pm

And then Chandler's "Oh, what did you mean when you said pivot?"

I still crack up no matter how many times I watch it.

Unlucky Bear Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:00 am

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five? Perhaps they are saving it for sweeps... /futurama

year of the cat Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:46 am

Unlucky Bear wrote:Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Because, JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD.

Eris Rising Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:58 am

Started a Friends thread.

maxell131313 Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:31 pm

Another Scrubs quote:

Dr. Kelso's dog Baxter dies and he's had Carla doing everything for him because he doesn't want anyone to see him crying. Later in the day...

Carla: "At least you've stopped crying."

Kelso: "No, not really. My body just can't produce tears anymore because I've intentionally dehydrated myself. It's a risky move, I know, but Dr. Jarvis here says it will be alright."

Carla: "There's nobody standing behind you."

Kelso: "I'm going to need an IV."

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