Guess Who Don't Sue

1. "Which C list film actress from a popular franchise, just got a tattoo (while she was completely wasted) on her inner thigh that says 'Great Wall of Vagina?'"

2. "This award nominated/winning actress always struck us as rather conservative. That's why we were surprised to learn that she is quite creative in the personal grooming department. She enjoys having her nether regions dyed and trimmed into creative shapes. We're not just talking about a simple pink heart for Valentine's Day here. She's taken it to a new level. For example, because her SO loves the NFL, she currently sports a deep orange football with white laces. She told friends that 'This football is the only thing that gets him away from the TV screen during football season.'" [Blind Gossip]

3. "So, a few years ago, this A list movie actor who is still A list today was shooting a movie and got drunk one night and decided what his male co-star needed was some sex. Apparently earlier in the week, the co-star told the A list actor that he was still a virgin. So, the A list actor was out with women on his arms and asked if any of them would be willing to sleep with the co-star. Several agreed after our A list movie actor promised them they could also sleep with him. So, the actor rounded them up and went over to the co-star's home and woke up everyone there with these women on his arm. It did not go over well at all and the co-star did not have sex that night. However, the next day on set had a whole different result." [CDaN]

The top was uncredited so I think it's Gawker's own. I dearly hope it's some yokel from Twilight.

Oh god, that is hilarious.

And I'm going to guess Tina Fey for the second one, because the very idea makes me giggle.

I don't think I understand the third one. What the heck does that last sentence mean?

Given what I know of Tina Fey's husband and that football season typically coincides with 30 Rock's production schedule, I doubt it's them.

Miss Moneypenny wrote:
I don't think I understand the third one. What the heck does that last sentence mean?

The actors had sex with each other maybe?

biakbiak wrote:Given what I know of Tina Fey's husband and that football season typically coincides with 30 Rock's production schedule, I doubt it's them.

...it was a joke.

The actors had sex with each other maybe?

I thought that, but it was completely vague, and that scenario sounds implausible even for CDAN.

punzy wrote:

Miss Moneypenny wrote:
I don't think I understand the third one. What the heck does that last sentence mean?

The actors had sex with each other maybe?

That's what I was thinking, but it still seems a bit of a stretch.

I'm choosing to believe that #2 is Meryl Streep.

punzy wrote:

Miss Moneypenny wrote:
I don't think I understand the third one. What the heck does that last sentence mean?

The actors had sex with each other maybe?

The virgin one filmed a sex scene?

Or A list actor just brought in some woman to take care of the younger actor in his dressing room.

A whole bunch from Gawker.

There's some REAL shockers in there. For example, someone over 18 smokes... tobacco. Legal activity! My stars and garters!

"Which gorgeous actress—she just had her second child—is hiding a nasty nicotine habit? The married former child star was at the Golden Globes after-parties using her girlfriend as a shield to block her from the cameras as she puffed away on a cigarette!" [National Enquirer]

BuzzFoto is apparently still figuring out what the second letter in 12-step programs stands for:

"Since this A/B list actor (huge star in the '90s) has embraced his sobriety, he is dedicated to helping others like him who struggle. He gives large chunks of his time and money to addiction recovery programs, and does it all anonymously. While he's not working in the film industry as much as he used to, he is definitely active online where he helps run a popular support group, under a pseudonym." [BuzzFoto]

I'm also shocked, shocked to hear that an actor is combine veganism and pot! He is truly the first person ever to eschew animal products and smoke too much weed.

"This film star has publicly battled depression and drugs, but he still shuffles into his favorite Venice Beach, Calif., eatery stoned out of his mind. The actor – he's currently in an Oscar-nominated film – repeat­edly slurs "I'm a vegan" during his smashed lunchtime outings! Who is he?" [National Enquirer]

(okay, that one's kind of amusing.)

And there some that are actually reasonably gossipy:

"Back not so very long ago this then A+ list television actor guest starred on the number one show at that time which was on the air for many years. The actor was and is married at the time. His role was as the boyfriend of one of the characters. Well, while filming his arc he quickly ended up hooking up with this other actress on the show who is an A list movie actress now. That relationship did not break up our actor's marriage but it broke up her long term relationship." [CDaN]

"What reality competition star has been cheating on his wife but always makes it a point to say how much he loves her in interviews and on the air? The Grammy-winning musician has been caught by his wife so many times he finally promised her he would NEVER stray again. But he's still at it, and he's more worried about a big divorce settlement than her feelings!" [National Enquirer]

"New faux couple alert! She's a beautiful up and coming actress. He's already starred in several movies and is a teen favorite. She has a big film opening very soon, but needs a higher profile so she can score top billing in a film. He has several films opening this year – and another half dozen in development – but could use a beard. They make a very attractive fake couple, they share an agent, and their faux union has the blessing of their respective PR teams, so… bring on the fake dates, the red carpets, and the paparazzi!" [Blind Gossip]

I assume the last one is Zefron and Lily Collins.

I would love to know the tv actor/ busted relationship one, but I have no idea who it could be, I mean when was the last time a scripted show was number 1 much less #1 for years? .

I've seen Tom Selleck and Jennifer Aniston suggested for the TV show hook-up BI when he was on Friends playing Monica's boyfriend and JA was going out with Tate Donovan.

This film star has publicly battled depression and drugs, but he still shuffles into his favorite Venice Beach, Calif., eatery stoned out of his mind. The actor – he's currently in an Oscar-nominated film – repeat­edly slurs "I'm a vegan" during his smashed lunchtime outings! Who is he?" [National Enquirer]


I don't know why this is blind. It's obviously Owen Wilson.

QueenSix wrote:I've seen Tom Selleck and Jennifer Aniston suggested for the TV show hook-up BI when he was on Friends playing Monica's boyfriend and JA was going out with Tate Donovan.

Hilarious; because even though I knew it was wrong because he was never a TV actor, I kept going back to the Brad Pitt guest appearance on Friends when thinking about that one.

Speaking of Jen, people are guessing her and Justin for this, but I'm not sure.

This PR created couple is quickly crumbling despite public displays of unity and reps planting “sources” and “insiders” insisting the couple is perfectly happy. He is exhausting all of her high powered friends and connections. Look for a break up soon if he doesn’t start nabbing bigger movie roles.

I realize she's the bigger name, but I feel like he actually has a lot of solid connections himself. And with more prestige people at that. However, if he's set on landing leading man roles, I guess I could see him needing a boost from her.

I've seen Tom Selleck and Jennifer Aniston suggested for the TV show hook-up BI when he was on Friends playing Monica's boyfriend and JA was going out with Tate Donovan.

So it's both boring and over 10 year old gossip?

Well, that's cDan for you -- he's always hyping up his blind items to sound bigger and more exciting than they really are.

blixie wrote:

I've seen Tom Selleck and Jennifer Aniston suggested for the TV show hook-up BI when he was on Friends playing Monica's boyfriend and JA was going out with Tate Donovan.

So it's both boring and over 10 year old gossip?

Everything about Aniston is boring and 10 years old.

wenchsenior wrote:This film star has publicly battled depression and drugs, but he still shuffles into his favorite Venice Beach, Calif., eatery stoned out of his mind. The actor – he's currently in an Oscar-nominated film – repeat­edly slurs "I'm a vegan" during his smashed lunchtime outings! Who is he?" [National Enquirer]


I don't know why this is blind. It's obviously Owen Wilson.

And I can completely hear his voice saying, "I'm a vegan." Oh Butterscotch Stallion... never change.

killershrew wrote:From the Entertainment Lawyer:

This A+ list movie actor has been in this space before when he has slipped. This time though it is way more than a slip. He was at one point probably the most rehabbed actor in the world and now he needs it again. Desperately. He thinks he is hiding it from his wife, but he is not. One talk show almost kicked him out of the studio because he was so wasted before finally relenting and letting him on air.

Oh, PLEASE don't let this be Robert Downey, Jr.

I just saw this post and I noticed this quote

There’s a reason his publicist seemed so content to let PEOPLE sh-t all over his love life. Better that than have the more troubling secrets go public.

Is it possible that the A+list actor off the wagon is Johnny Depp?

New blinds from Gawker:

1. "According to a tipster, this famous Broadway diva committed a folly yesterday while flying to Brazil. After arriving on the plane with a VIP escort she was upset to find that she wouldn't be sitting alone in her row. She had the flight attendants move the other passengers so she could sit by herself. The other passengers were so upset, they might have wanted to get their guns." [Gawker]

2. "She is the star of a television show. She is married with child/ren. But this star loves her 'extra-curricular' activities. She is very good at her work… and very good at her pleasure. Actors, musicians, TV personalities, and athletes all call and email and text her management team hoping for an introduction… and a possible hookup. The star asks the management team to handle all the fan mail and the business messages but insists on handling all the messages from male celebrities herself. She certainly has built up a very interesting collection of celebrity male 'fans' over the years. She is especially flattered that a certain hot Canadian celebrity has recently called her more than twenty times seeking a hookup. Why does her husband put up with the constant humiliation?" [Blind Gossip]

3. "This porn-star turned actress blabbed recently to a source that one of her children belongs to a very famous actor from a very famous fantasy franchise." [BuzzFoto]

4. "Most of the time an Academy Award nominee tells a really funny story about being awakened at 530am by their agent or manager telling them the good news that they have been nominated. This year, one of the nominees for best actor/best actress found out while they were still in the middle of an all night bender with someone who is not their significant other. After a night of epic partying, this actor/actress was actually in the middle of having sex with a stranger they picked up earlier in the night when their phone began blowing up with the news. This one will shock you with who it is." [CDaN]


I have no idea about the last three, but I'm pretty sure the first one is Bernadette Peters, who has appeared in both Follies and Annie Get Your Gun.

Totally Bernadette Peters.

killershrew wrote:
4. "Most of the time an Academy Award nominee tells a really funny story about being awakened at 530am by their agent or manager telling them the good news that they have been nominated. This year, one of the nominees for best actor/best actress found out while they were still in the middle of an all night bender with someone who is not their significant other. After a night of epic partying, this actor/actress was actually in the middle of having sex with a stranger they picked up earlier in the night when their phone began blowing up with the news. This one will shock you with who it is." [CDaN]

Totes Meryl Streep. No, actually the "this one will shock you" threw me, because I don't think I would find it terribly shocking from any of the nominees besides Meryl, honestly. I suppose I am totally jaded, though.

I don't know, Glenn Close or Viola Davis would be pretty hilarious too.

I'm pretty sure it was Max Von Sydow, guys.