Unpopular Fame Opinions You Hold

I have an attraction to him though that unsettles me, because I don't think hes attractive and YET I am attracted to him?

That happens to me all the time, lol. I guess that's their charisma, haha.

Kiran wrote:He looks like Mewtwo and you know it.

What if he doesn't just look like Mewtwo? What if he *is*? That would totally explain everything. He looks weird, but he hits everyone with this psychic mojo so he comes off as this awesome, charismatic actor in a fiendish plot to take over the world that makes only slightly more sense than the plot of Pokemon: The Movie! It would explain why he's suddenly in everything.

Kiran wrote:He looks like the baby from splice. But yes he is a good actor and has a nice voice, and a good body. But the face is weird as fuck.

I have an attraction to him though that unsettles me, because I don't think hes attractive and YET I am attracted to him? And then I had this dream that we were married and had a crazy marriage and he was like "MY FAMILY THINKS I MARRIED BENEATH ME" and I was like "WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A RARE POKEMON, BITCH."

Anyway, I woke up even more attracted to him and it unsettles me because he looks old world handsome, by which I mean back in ye olden time when there were years of inbreeding.

I think you should marry him, because he needs to get out of his dork-hipster thing. But I like to play matchmaker in my head for him (I've decided Mindy Kailing would be great, but he also needs to have a fling with Lucy Liu to make the Sherlock stans' heads explode).

One dream I had about him was that we were sitting in a local bar here and I was picking out the music and he was trying to help me, but I was ripping on his music suggestions. I think he tried to come onto me and I told him, "Sweetie, you're a nice guy and someday you'll make a woman happy and have lots of gorgeous children, but until then, I'm going home with my husband and your music choices need more soul."

I WOULD marry him and I suspect I would be both happy and yet completely weirded out for our entire marriage. And when I got pregnant I would spend the entire pregnancy in a state of paranoia, convinced that I was about to birth some sort of weird hybrid.

I think he should date Mila Kunis to fuck with the world and to save her from Ashton Kutcher.

Your vows would be so easy! Just, "I choose you!" then throwing the rings to the ground to unleash/capture him!

Cutebutpsycho wrote:...he also needs to have a fling with Lucy Liu to make the Sherlock stans' heads explode."

This would be so, so amazing. I think I would never leave Tumblr because the crazy would be that entertaining.

Kiran wrote:I have an attraction to him though that unsettles me, because I don't think hes attractive and YET I am attracted to him?

I am so glad to learn I'm not alone. His voice sounds good and apparently charisma can override Mewtwo face (I can't unsee it now that you've pointed it out. What has Starfleet done to piss off a Pokemon?)

I feel like our dating relationship would consist of me nervously laughing to my friends and going "WHAT? HIM? NO. EW. GUYS. COME ON." and then telling him our love was too precious to share with the world.

Its so weird. Like when people say hes weird looking I'm not even a fangirl who is like OMG CHEEKBONES OF GLASS, or whatever those weirdo Cumberbitches say, I'm just like "Yeah, no he looks like he would be studied in a cage during Victorian times, yet in the words of Tina Turner, whatever the reason he does it for me."

This feels both freeing to scream out, yet also deeply shameful.

Please. I feel like the weirdo for having dreams where he's trying to come onto me and I'm all "No. Married with husband. Go get you some Mindy Kaling. It's clear you like her so go after her."

Besides, I figure at some point in your marriage, the word would be out and both of you would be like "I KNOW. But they're awesome, we're happy and shut the fuck up."

I like to think that you'd show him music with a thumping bass Kiran.

He likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers so there may be hope.

Oh my God, I need to get out of Morden you guys, I'm putting way too much thought into the opposites attract, Judd Apatowesque rom com starring me and Bandersnatch Cobblepotts.

Kiran wrote:
Oh my God, I need to get out of Morden you guys, I'm putting way too much thought into the opposites attract, Judd Apatowesque rom com starring me and Bandersnatch Cobblepotts.

Hee, that reminds me that I read of a British civil servant named Clutterbuck today. English people have some great names.

Kiran wrote:He likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers so there may be hope.

Oh my God, I need to get out of Morden you guys, I'm putting way too much thought into the opposites attract, Judd Apatowesque rom com starring me and Bandersnatch Cobblepotts.

DUDE. Can I be your married friend that you're terrified of becoming because I've got the kids and you're questioning your identity and shit? I promise to come up with hilarious parenting lines.

When I get pregnant and question my child's species you can tell me no matter what I'll love it and I'll look at you in a skeptical manner.

kiran, this conversation is the best thing I've read all day and I am crying-laughing and trying desperately not to snort banana milkshake all over my dining table.

Also for me it is ALL about the voice.

Kiran wrote:When I get pregnant and question my child's species you can tell me no matter what I'll love it and I'll lot at in a skeptical manner.

"You know what? Yeah, I know that kid looks like a weird alien-cat hybrid, but trust me, there's going to be one night, when you're watching them and there's going to be that moment when you look at your little alien cat baby and realize it was all worth it. Even if the baby just sprayed shit all over the nursery walls. That's even better because you can use it for blackmail as they get older."

I'm glad people are getting enjoyment out of this.

We can even use the scene from my dream where he tells me his posh parents didn't want him to marry me because I'm a low class commonwealther and I can scream that he looks like mewtew.

And a scene where I watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in front of him to spite him.

"I can't believe I married someone who watches the Real Housewives of Orange County."

"IT'S BEVERLY HILLS YOU ASS. ORANGE COUNTY IS A DIFFERENT SHOW THAT DOESN'T HAVE KELSEY GRAMMAR'S EX WIFE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED A CAT WHO CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE."

"NOBODY CARES ABOUT DAVE EGGERS ANYMORE, BENEDICT. NOBODY."

"TAKE THAT BACK! A HOLOGRAM FOR THE KING IS GENIUS!"

"SO IS JACKIE COLLINS!"

Wait. So why the hell would you two even stay married? I just realized we hit the point where most Apatow films fall apart.

They stay together for the alien-cat baby, duh.

And I hate to derail such comic brilliance, but what's going on with him and Mindy Kaling? And if they can't date in real life, can they date on her show so the British doctor can be like, excuse me, if you wanted a Brit, my face is actually visually appealing. And the ex-con nurse can spend the whole episode trying to prove Cummerbund's actually a Russian spy who's had a lot of surgery so he won't get caught and the accent is just to throw everybody way, way off.

They will probably break up at the end of the episode because he can't stand Mindy's tastes in TV and movies and she'll be like screw you, I'm a doctor, I can watch stupid stuff if I want. And because that's what usually happens at the end of Mindy Project episodes.

Our love conquers our differences a la Knocked Up or something. And yes our alien cat baby.

I don't think anything is happening with him and Mindy Kaling except in our fevered fantasies. But I would watch that episode. And Chris Messina would grumble at him.

Or you guys just mutually break up and meet other people -- Mila Kunis for him and Tom Hanks for Kiran -- and it ends with them smiling wistfully at each other at Mew's birthday party.

I wish I knew with Mindy. She's tweeted about him and he's had friends tweet notes to her from him, so seriously, I want them to hook up or for him to show up and do comedy on her show (Parks and Rec is also another one I favor also so Anne or Donna could go international with their menz).

Yeah, nothing is happening, except in my matchmaker dreams.

What the hell are you doing breaking up our charming opposites attract rom com? The whole point is we fight like crazy but it weirdly works out. like Alison Brie and Chris Pratt in the Five Year Engagement.

THIS IS WHY I DON'T DEAL WELL WITH ROMANTIC COMEDIES AND APATOW FILMS SOMETIMES. Why would you waste all that time fighting? Why am I pointing our plot holes in our own stuff? WHY AM I PICKING APART YOUR DREAMS?

And I never saw the Five Year Engagement, so I have no clue on that.

Because love is a journey and you make it through and realize after a thirty minute interlude where you are broken up that you do need each other and do love each other and learn to appreciate each other and MY GOD NORA EPHRON MADE ME WHAT I AM.

I just realized we've written a more coherent plot than some of the fangirls' fics about him.

Let's say getting knocked up gives you both an appreciation for working together. But I still want a scene where the baby shit all over something nice.