Celebrities: Having Babies, Naming Babies

David Boreanaz dropped that Tom Mison and his wife recently had a baby - gender and name unknown. Don't know if he broke some kind of man-code in announcing it as Mison is notoriously private.

Off the baby topic, but I love that their consensus is that they thought it was a terrible idea and it's just the characters (and by default) the actors that make it work at all.

I had no idea that Lucy Liu had a new baby, but his name is Rockwell and he is mighty adorable.

Anne Hathaway is reportedly pregnant.

Double posting because Sandra Bullock has adopted a three year old girl.

Why have Kimye not released the name of their new spawn?! I desperately need something to point and laugh at.

Saint West. :/

Not nearly as good as Easton West, but not good either. That'll do!

In roughly sixteen years time, when that kid is entering his rebellious phase, I predict an endless, endless glut of pun based headlines. I can see them now. 'Hardly Saintly Behaviour!' 'Saint Or Sinner?' 'A Saint He Ain't!' etc... etc...

Wow, all the sarcasm just log-jammed in my brain. They should have just named him Pretentious West and gotten it over with.

It's clearly a silly name, but I guess they wanted the initials SW as a counterpoint to NW.

In Spanish, "Santos", is a fairly common name. It means "Saints." Is there the possibility that this is what they're referencing?

It's second baby day! Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes and Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively are both expecting again.

Chrissy Teigen has given birth to a baby girl, Luna Simone Stephens.

ETA:

Kelly Clarkson also gave birth last week to a baby boy, Remington Alexander.

To rumormonger: Natalie Portman, hiding a bump or just wearing loose dresses?

ETA: Bam. Confirmed.

WAIT! Janet Jackson is pregnant!!??

Yes!

Jensen Ackles and wife Danneel Harris announced the birth of twins, a boy and a girl named Zeppelin Bram and Arrow Rhodes.

THE NAMES. Or maybe it's just me.

My husband won't even let me name the new dog Arrow. It's not you.

Those names are terrible, full stop.

Clearly a coded message to Jared.

Their love should be flying high like a Zepplin, but their evil wives are arrows to the balloon?

Dear lord, those are terrible names. Obsessed with end-of-alphabet+double-consonant much? Bram makes me think of Stoker and Rhodes of Nick (Duran Duran), which are respectively heavy and weird references if that's where they came from. My (Southern) family does the Southern thing of using a family name as the middle name - I hope that's what they've done. I bet the kids will ultimately go by their middle names or entirely unrelated nicknames!

Mick Jagger's other kids have normal names, but the latest one (and hopefully last, for crying out loud) gets... Deveraux Octavian Basil

Very Southern. Sounds like a family name for the first name.