Celebrity Couples

He and Selena got tats together? Ugh, my life is so much better when I don't know more stupid celeb news. Couple tattoos are the kiss of death, youngsters. How do you not know that? Not that they were going to stay together for life even without tattoos, but c'mon.

Beiber is a lot like Taylor Swift for me: I like the idea of them much more than I like the execution. But actually, I think that he and Taylor should get together, and maybe their negatives will cancel out (like in math) and I will suddenly love them both.

Selena and Taylor would actually make sense together. They'd pull off all sorts of attention whorish romantic outings, and nobody would bat an eye because it's just such a very Swieber thing to do. Okay, everyone would bat their eyes, but nobody would actually be surprised.

Noted douchebag Jesse James is engaged again.

Let's hope she doesn't ask him to turn down the volume on the radio.

Why do women continue getting engaged with that dude? It boggles my mind so utterly and completely.

Looks like Demi Moore is dating again.

This does not seem like a good idea.

Before clicking the link, I kept thinking, "Please don't tell me it's John Mayer." Well, at least it's not that douchebag.

Kristin Chenoweth and...Bachelor Jake?

I blame this on her head injury, because Jake is completely psychotic in a Tom Cruise sort of way.

ActonBell wrote:I blame this on her head injury, because Jake is completely psychotic in a Tom Cruise sort of way.

Totally. He has that creepy intensity hiding behind a nice guy facade thing going on. She can do way better.

I thought this was really sweet. Despite all the rumors about his cheating and that they have an open marriage (which, if it works, more power to them tbh) I will always have a soft spot for Gwen and Gavin because I was a kid in the 1990s who adored No Doubt and had a huge crush on him. Its sweet how much they seem to still like each other.

I love Cheno but since Marc Kudish and Joshua Bell she seems to have horrendous taste in guys. Like she dated Aaron Sorkin for years. But at least Aaron Sorkin is a really good writer. I mean Jake Pavelka is a douche and his biggest achievement is spreading that douchiness around via hot tub.

Just the fact that Chenoweth dated Sorkin for any period of time makes me suspect she likes douches. I know nothing of this new guy, but I am 100% sure Sorkin is a douche. (A talented douche, I'll give you.)

He's a douche. I was living with some girls who were OBSESSED with that season of the Bachelor so I watched. Like Vienna was no picnic but he was just awful too. He was so awful, he stood out as being awful on the Bachelor.

http://www.examiner.com/article/taylor-swift-harry-styles-latest-news-haylor-caught-kissing-at-jingle-ball

I don't begrudge Taylor Swift getting around the menfolk of Hollywood. She's young, she's pretty, why shouldn't she enjoy herself? But I am starting to wonder if she's one of those people who just can't bear the thought of being comfortably single for a bit. The moment one relationship is over, she's into another.

I can't tell if she just loves being in relationships that much, or if she's always just looking for someone to write songs about when they inevitably break up. Either way, she's tainting the purity of my 1D love. Bad move, Harry.

I am hoping she milks it for her songs, but privately just enjoys having her fun. Isn't he the most manwhorey of them all? All I really know about him is he dated the thirty something and got recorded trying to get some teen groupie booty calls.

Or she really really likes sex but can't be open about that because it'll conflict with her squeaky-clean image that she needs to maintain for her lovelorn persona. I kind of hope that's what's going on, but I'm cynical and think she dates guys for the material.

Oh sweet Christ, it figures at least one of those boys had to be some sorta manwhore. That kid looks so doofy that I'm surprised it's him. I would've thought it would be Zayn. Oh well, I guess Harry and Taylor can both have their fun and then write about it later when they call it quits!

From what I understand from ONTD they all seem to be whores.

Hmmm, that figures. I am laughing now at the idea of Niall Horan getting any action at all cuz he looks like a village idiot. That is actually what I find most endearing about him.

Kat Von D is engaged for the third time. And not to Jesse James.

Aww, so is Kelly Clarkson!

A Twitter proposal with a jpeg instead of an actual ring. This way she'll get to pick out what she wants? Thoughtful, I guess.

Awww, Kelly had been saying she and Brandon were going to get married. Glad they made it official.

Donald Faison got married to CaCee Cobb yesterday. Jessica Simpson was there of course and in the wedding with Zach Braff escorting her up the aisle.