Guess Who Don't Sue

Lainey had this today

I guess Jason Segel’s chances of reconciling with her... are pretty sh-tty right now. As I’ve previously reported, in an unseen kind of way, ahem, she was pretty firm about their split. He has some issues to work out on his own anyway.

So I guess she's confirming that BI from a while back that we all figured was about them - that he's got something of a drinking problem. Wah.

I read something on an Australian website about a month ago that Jason Segel has been spotted at AA meetings, but was surprised that the story didn't surface anywhere else. If it's true, I'm glad he's getting himself back on track.

Oh man, I have a huge crush on Marshall Eriksen, so I hope JS gets the help he needs.

One of my sister's coworkers is a recovering alcoholic and has claimed to have seen Jason at AA meetings. I really hope he's getting the help he needs.

whatthedeuce Today At 20:54

One of my sister's coworkers is a recovering alcoholic and has claimed to have seen Jason at AA meetings. I really hope he's getting the help he needs.

Wow apparently he is a really shitty member who doesn't subscribe to a major tenet.

It's actually a she, and yeah, I was all "Is she supposed to be telling people she's seen him around?"

Lainey pretty much confirmed that that BI about the cheating wife and the husband who she uses to get into parties to meet other men is Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom. I don't think its the first time shes strongly hinted at this direction.

I feel really bad for Orlando Bloom. That is just so mercenary. And apparently shes cheating with Gerard Butler which is A TOTAL DOWNGRADE in every level. Is Butler's career even that good?

Poor Orlando Bloom! He does not deserve any of that. I still have my READ poster of him hanging in my office. Come, let me soothe your man pain.

Yeah, they're one of those couples that I just liked without putting much thought into it. So much pretty and one of the cutest babies ever. And she's just so sweet looking too that I never would've guessed she could be so cold.

Kiran wrote:And apparently shes cheating with Gerard Butler which is A TOTAL DOWNGRADE in every level. Is Butler's career even that good?

MY ACTUAL FACE RIGHT NOW:

>:O

I always assumed she was really sweet too, probably because she looks like a really pretty elfin creature.

Orlando, honey, you need to get a good agent, start booking better roles (you are still hot! You were good in some stuff! Call Seth Rogen! You can do comedy!) and show her what shes working for!

Insert Will Smith's speech to the wife in Men in Black.

When I heard she was stepping out on him witb Bieber, I was all "Gurrrl, is you crazy?!"

Poor Orlando - I imagine she's so blatant about it because he seems the type to be happily oblivious. Maybe this is a job for the Fellowship.

Paging Domlijah!

Booooooo if this is true. On a shallow note, GB is looking less sweaty and coked-out, so that's positive.

He's still Gerard Butler. His inner essence is sweat and cocaine.

Wildog27 wrote:Paging Domlijah!

Or maybe scary Gandalf or Galadriel.

I wonder how many blinds Gerard Butler has been a part of. I kind of also wonder what the Tarts think of him now given his less than wholesome aura, but not sure I want to go there.

This is totally tin-hatting it, but if Orlando Bloom's marriage is over, there are worse things than getting back with Kate Bosworth and adopting another ten dogs. I will always love this picture for how they look like two hippies who are really into walking their dogs on the beach. Come on, you pretty things. Get together, buy a beachfront spread in Venice, and spend all your time wearing gauzy hippie shirts and snuggling your dogs in great light.

Kate Bosworth pretty much uses her men for famewhoring purposes though. Like allegedly she staged a photo op where her and Orlando ran into each other and hugged last year.

I am mostly annoyed Keira Knightly got married at the same time Orlando's marriage may break up, tbh.

Kiran wrote:I am mostly annoyed Keira Knightly got married at the same time Orlando's marriage may break up, tbh.

I wasn't til you brought it up just now. Ughhh, I would have loved to see them together! (Though she did already date Rupert Whatshisface, who always looked like a squintier, round-faced version of Orlando.)

Kiran wrote:Kate Bosworth pretty much uses her men for famewhoring purposes though. Like allegedly she staged a photo op where her and Orlando ran into each other and hugged last year.

I am mostly annoyed Keira Knightly got married at the same time Orlando's marriage may break up, tbh.

Eh. Given the amount of insane fangirls who think she's Satan for stealing their Orli, I take all the stories about Kate Bosworth secretly being an evil mastermind with an bucket of salt. Besides it seems like often when a couple is perceived as being fake/PR, the woman gets blamed and the man is regarded as some poor innocent who's too naive to see he's being used.

You are probably right. I've just side eyed her and Chris Martin since that story about them tbh.

Bosworth is engaged, too. Does she even act anymore? I see her on red carpets, but cannot for the life of me think of anything she's been in in the last five years. And IMBD confirms she hasn't had a decent role since Superman Returns in 2006.

I think she is the dictionary definition of 'Mocktress' at this point.

Never heard the term "mocktress" til now, but it seems quite fitting for Bosworth.