Lindsay Lohan

The looks on the faces of the slaves in the first picture are hilarious. "This is supposed to be Cleopatra? Are you serious?"

Crowbridge wrote:Lindsay doesn't look a THING like Liz Taylor, no matter how many black wigs you put on her. I can't wait for this- it looks terrible.

In that very first one, she actually kinda does. Unfortunately, she looks like Liz Taylor at the end of her life, not in her twenties.

mayram wrote:

Crowbridge wrote:Lindsay doesn't look a THING like Liz Taylor, no matter how many black wigs you put on her. I can't wait for this- it looks terrible.

In that very first one, she actually kinda does. Unfortunately, she looks like Liz Taylor at the end of her life, not in her twenties.

Really? I just see a puffy Roseanne-face in a bad wig, surrounded by extras who wish they were doing something worthwhile...like getting cast on a reality show, or something.

That one in the car looks more like Joan Collins.

I think she looks like Mike Myers as Linda Richman. Those pictures are not like buttah. Discuss amongst yourselves.

bosoxgirl wrote:

That one in the car looks more like Joan Collins.

I think she looks like Mike Myers as Linda Richman. Those pictures are not like buttah. Discuss amongst yourselves.

I'll give you a topic: Child star Lyndsay Lohan is neither a child nor a star. Discuss.

Lindsay Lohan Arrested in New York in Hit-and-Run Accident.

Why doesn't she just stay home for a while? Like, say, 20 years or so?

She's never going to change, is she?

Didn't Dina say on Doctor Phil that if Lindsay had lived in New York that she wouldn't have had all the driving problems? Heh.

Anything Amanda Bynes can do...

Jesus, again?! You know, I believe all those old friends and acquaintances who have told the tabloids that Lindsay is surrounded by enablers. She's getting worse and worse, and her useless mother will no doubt bitch about how everyone is just picking on her poor daughter, if she hasn't already. What a mess of a life.

The thing is, this charge does sound like BS. But because it's her, she's made herself such an easy mark. It's awful, but my first thought when I saw it was "Can she please fuck up something BIG next time so she can hit rock bottom finally?" All these minor scrapes just feed into her victim complex, especially when the charges get dismissed over and over again. She thinks she's invincible.

And speaking of victim complex..."It's not FAIR. Why are people more mean to ME than Amanda Bynes???

Were there any witnesses? I know it happened at 2 AM in a parking lot, but since it was in New York...

The teaser for Liz & Dick. I can't wait!

Lindsay was briefly hospitalized for asthma treatment.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume "lung infection" is code for "dehydration and exhaustion", which is code for OD. What a mess.

And man, I cannot WAIT for Liz and Dick. It actually looks worse than I expected. I'm imagining for the "Who's counting?" line, she was going method and channeling her own reaction when people ask her how many arrests she's on now.

She looks less like Liz Taylor and more like a college girl in a last-minute "somebody from Mad Men!" costume.

It does look like it'll be a lot of fun, especially if I get properly sauced first.

They drink! They fight! They fornicate!

Short behind-the-scenes video. It looks even worse than I thought it would be.

I still can't understand, out of all the actresses on the globe, someone thought Lindsay Lohan would be a perfect choice to play Elizabeth Taylor. I'm sure that somewhere, Liz is pitching a fit.

It's a Lifetime movie though. Look who's playing Richard Burton. That's the level of fame you'd have in the Liz role if you didn't go for the gimmick of hiring the girl that no one else wants to take a chance on hiring.

Her face is swollen and immobile in the interview footage. I get used to seeing her face in candids, but when you see her in motion it really hits you how much she's fucked up her face.

Lindsay's acting looks bad. "CAN'T you leave us ALONE!?"

More bad. She took a man back to her hotel; he took pictures of her with his cell (I'm guessing nekkid, but it don't say), she got mad, he assaulted her.

She certainly is a fine judge of character, isn't she? Lord.

Speaking of which: DR. PHIL IS A HACK, YO!

Which is true, but still.

So Dina parties and drinks in front of Lindsay, who has been to rehab several times and is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic? What a shit-stain.

I was just about to comment that I bet she drops the charges out of fear of what dirt that guy probably has on her, when I read that the police have already dropped the charges. Rumor is the guy is going to press harassment charges now, so this mess could just be starting.

And the guy has been identified.

(Nobody's mentioned our no-politics rule lately, and the mods seem to be taking a soft line on it anyhow, but...it's probably better to make sure we focus on Lohan when discussing this here. Emotions are running kind of high right now. And there is always Twitter...)