Lindsay Lohan

Breaking news: Just taken by ambulance to a hospital after being found unconscious in a Marina Del Rey penthouse. I'll post a link once it shows up online.

Oh boy. I hope she's okay. But I wish I was more shocked by this.

Here's a link. Doesn't have any other details though, but it does explain she's filming in Marina Del Rey so that explains one thing.

I'm not surprised, but I really do hope she's okay.

TMZ says that 911 was called but paramedics deemed nothing wrong and she wasn't transported to the hospital and is back on set.

So, did the hotel worker determine she was "unresponsive" because she didn't answer the door? Or did they go in and try to wake her up and couldn't? Cause the first is just a clusterfuck, the second still implies that she was probably doped up.

Either way, it's pretty obvious that everyone around her is on high alert and prepared for her to OD.

I can't tell if this is unsettling, or boring and predictable. I'm leaning towards the latter, I think.

Definitely the latter. Although I'm sure she wants it to be unsettling and controversial.

The first few remind me of the photo of her with the knife a few years ago, where she seems to think it's sexy and risque, but this one I found disturbing because she actually looks distraught. If it had been just that photo without the others, it would have been much more unsettling.

Of course those are Terry Richardson pictures. Boring and predictable pretending at outrageous and edgy is all he does.

Terry Richardson is a complete scumbag who sexually exploits young teenage models, so Lindsay is just another vulnerable mark for his creepiness and lack of ethics.

Pretty much. I loathe the man and am angry that he keeps getting exposure and jobs.

It's baffling. It's not even like he is very talented -- a lot of his stuff just copies other photographers like Helmut Newton.

Maybe it's just a bad picture, but I'm thinking Lindsay looks more Roseanne than Cleopatra.

Holy crap, she does look like Roseanne! Too bad she's not nearly as funny.

In case anyone was wondering, Lindsay's still on course.

Was, then wasn't a suspect in a jewel heist. And now she's been banned from the Chateau Marmont for over $46,000 in unpaid bills.

Doesn't she have an assistant? Shouldn't that lackey be the one who goes out and buys her cigarettes, snacks and magazines? It would be so much cheaper! Though I guess convenience stores probably wouldn't extend her credit.

Also, $100 for a candle? You go, Chateau!

Yeah, about that assistant thing. My guess is he wasn't hired for his multi-tasking skills. Lawd, this girl.

I watched "Mean Girls" the other night, and it's sad to think THIS is what's become of Lindsay. Christ, how many stolen jewelry cases is she going to be linked to?

On a superficial note, there is something very weird going on with her face these days. She looks puffy, old, and tired, but she also looks like the victim of bad plastic surgery.

Getting bad plastic surgery has that effect on people.

My favorite thing about the Chateau bill was that Lindsay got the urge to read Architectural Digest at one point. That just seems unlikely. Unless there was a feature on the house of someone she was currently obsessed with. Which is actually possible.

It's the easiest way to case a high class joint.

First stills of Lindsay in Liz and Dick

Yeah...I'm just...not even going to say anything here.

Lindsay doesn't look a THING like Liz Taylor, no matter how many black wigs you put on her. I can't wait for this- it looks terrible.

That one in the car looks more like Joan Collins.

Also the guy looks nothing like Richard Burton.

Nevermind everything else, but her hands -they look so old!! I can't believe she's supposed to be younger than my baby sister! How sad! I accidentally read the comments underneath one of the previous links (well, not accidentally: for the GIFs), and someone said "If her life was a film, we'd complain about how far-fetched it is", that is very accurate, isn't it?