Celebrity Couples

QueenSix wrote:tothemax, do you dislike her more than Amy Pond? Is that possible for such an Amy Pond hater as you?

Oh, yes, my hatred for Kim K far exceeds my dislike of one Amelia Pond.

tothemax wrote:

QueenSix wrote:tothemax, do you dislike her more than Amy Pond? Is that possible for such an Amy Pond hater as you?

Oh, yes, my hatred for Kim K far exceeds my dislike of one Amelia Pond.

So if you hate Kim K more, then that means you like Amy Pond. (No, shut up, it totally does!)

Hooray for that most excellent of celebrity couples, Amy & Rory Pond!

Hey, hey, QueenSix, Imma let you finish, but River and the Doctor are the greatest faux celebrity couple of all time!

Sorry. I tried to tie it back to the topic.

Susan Sarandon rather coyly talks about her relationship with the co-owner of her ping-pong club (he's 34, she's 65) in People as "we're collaborating in a lot of different areas" (or something like that).

eco wrote:Susan Sarandon rather coyly talks about her relationship with the co-owner of her ping-pong club (he's 34, she's 65) in People as "we're collaborating in a lot of different areas" (or something like that).

You know if the genders were reversed nobody would bat an eye and the older person wouldn't feel the need to be coy at all.

Wait, a ping-pong club? Who cares about their age difference. I'm still stuck on the part about her co-owning a ping-pong club.

Ping pong as in table tennis, right? It's not a euphemism for something else?

Yep. Its a trendy bar where people drink and play table tennis.

Drunk ping-pong is ridiculously fun, as I learned in college. I can see the market for that, especially if the club has a nicer ambiance than an old dorm basement.

No, Mila, no!

I can't even process that because I'm stuck on:

Ashton chauffeured, with Mila in the back seat.

As in..he drove and she sat in back?

Stars, they date like your dad picking you up from elementary school!

Poubelle wrote:Drunk ping-pong is ridiculously fun, as I learned in college. I can see the market for that, especially if the club has a nicer ambiance than an old dorm basement.

I'm of the opinion that pretty much everything is more fun when done drunkenly. Except driving and vomiting from the drinking. Vomiting is never fun. Ping pong though? Sounds amazing because then your coordination is likely to be 100% awful. Can you just imagine Susan Sarandon knocking back shots and kicking her boyfriend's ass at a game? That would be AWESOME.

Whoa, for real?! That seems kinda sudden, but hopefully, they'll be happy. They make a cute pair!

They've been engaged for almost six months, though, I think. The engagement came very shortly after they started dating, but apparently they've known each other since they were kids, which is kind of mind-blowing.

I had no idea they'd been engaged for months. I think I just barely found out they were even dating back in December or something. It's pretty adorable that they have a long history together even if they haven't been dating very long. I'm sure he's one hell of an upgrade after douchey Shia LeBeouf.

I just read on ONTD that they were set up as pen pals as kids through their churches and then met again when they were older. That is seriously so cute that I would eye roll and gag if it were in a rom com, heee.

Um, that's seriously adorable. Yay for them.

Pen pals? No, that is too cute to be real.

In answer to that age old question: Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart REALLY together?

Cannes has the answer.

Make sure you scroll down to the video. Amazingly, even ONTD seems to be unanimous about how adorable these two are, even if it's courtesy of some super-invasive, creepy paparazzo.

ONTD thinks Robsten is adorable? Isn't that, like, a sign of the Apocalypse? For years, they were like, it's a bearding situation and Rob's *truelove* is Tom Sturridge.

I feel like a creeper for watching that video but they also look super cute. KStew has been looking good at Cannes, too, so I'm glad they are happy.

ONTD is very temperamental. They were back to "PR, she's gay" by the next entry. Hee. Like coming home again.

I've always thought they were sweet together and the fact that two such grungy hipsters headed up this allegory of uptight morality was very amusing to me. They've probably kept each other sane these past 4 years.

Can we talk about celebrity couples that are no longer together?

Because in my opinion, celebrity couples, past and present, don't get much cuter than this.

I had no clue they'd ever even dated. They look so happy and regular and sweet together!