Guess Who Don't Sue

Instant Monkeys wrote:Fred DURST? Wow, I don't remember that one.

Jessica wrote:Rumor has it that RDJ has been posting on CDAN. I actually would love that.

big legal implications to saying he knows about all of the supposed underage bestiality prostitution shenanigans.

1. "This B- list foreign born always movie actor just recently got engaged to a very high profile actress. Does she know about the two employees he is sleeping with whenever he comes to town?" [CDaN]

3. "This B list film and television actress is always bragging about being a mother to the press, but she might not be so good at it out of the spotlight. She's forgotten to pick up her child from school on more than one occasion and last week the child called her grandmother saying she was home alone and hungry. The child is under ten." [BuzzFoto]

"Ever wonder what happens when you put a former B+ female tweener who gets her own first show and you mix her with a former B list television actress from a long running hit ensemble show who also thinks she is the star? You get several years of pleasantness on the outside and the worst conditions ever on a show on the inside. The former tweener had a huge ego. Coming off some movies and a very popular tween show she thought she was going to be the biggest star on the planet. She also had a very goody goody image on the outside, but on multiple occasions had more than one guy at once. She is also a huge collector of her own homemade porn.

The actress coming into the show who had been on the hit ensemble show also was a goody goody on the inside and out but it did not stop her from being a diva. She also could be the biggest bitch on the planet if you crossed her. As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, 'I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose.'

How about the times that our tweener would walk around naked when the actresses husband would stop by the set. 'Oops. I did not know you were here.' Not that she would ever normally have sex with him. She likes big, big, big guys if you know what I mean. However, to get back at the actress she would have slept with the husband who is also a B list movie actor.

For years the two never spoke to each other unless they had to. Knowing how prudish the actress was, our tweener would have wild sex as loudly and as close to the actress as possible even when her kids were visiting. She would even have sex in the actresses' trailer and have her companions leave their used condoms. It was a wild wild set and the two still hate each other." [CDaN]

"Add one more celebrity pregnancy to the list! This one is a surprise because their relationship was designed to be just a PR set up. They were scheduled to break up later this year. But they wound up becoming friends with benefits, and before you know it, she wound up pregnant. Although they definitely do not love each other, both care very much about their public image (which is why they were in a faux relationship in the first place). If they keep the baby, there will be a wedding.

They want to hold off on the announcement of the pregnancy until April even though she will probably be showing before then.

"This young megastar has a secret kinky obsession with his actress girlfriend's lingerie! The clean-cut teen, who likes to wear his sweetheart's frilly panties under his low-riding hip-hop jeans, was recently caught going through his honey's G-string collection. Who is he?" [National Enquirer]

"This former A list tweener has had two abortions in the past year. Hopefully it does not add to her personal demons." [CDaN]

5. "Which Academy Award-nom­inated actor's drinking has gotten so out of control that his A-list co-star had to sit him down and tell him to cool it? The boozer didn't take home an Oscar, but he sure did raise eyebrows while drowning his sorrows at the Vanity Fair after-party!" [National Enquirer]

"Which B list always movie actress was introduced to coke by her sisters who are also famous. Their favorite game was watching their not even teen sister get high on coke. That turned into an addiction which turned into a nose job. A not very good one, but her acting career has not suffered." [CDaN]

As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, 'I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose.'

Jessica wrote:

As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, 'I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose.'

HELLO BRENDA WALSH.

roly wrote:

Jessica wrote:

As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, 'I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose.'

HELLO BRENDA WALSH.

That was my favorite part of the blind. I love how even years later, when career is non-existent, ShanDo is still the yardstick by which bad tv set behavior is measured.

roly wrote:Elizabeth Olsen for the coke-addict B-lister w/famous older sisters?