Re: Celebrity Schadenfreude

bookworm Tue May 07, 2013 10:03 am

Wish it was more than five years, but yeah, those friends were smart.

year of the cat Tue May 07, 2013 4:46 pm

Today is a good day for it, it seems!

biakbiak Tue May 07, 2013 4:54 pm

He hasn't actually been sentenced yet, five years is just the maximum he can get.

swsa Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:30 pm

I'm assuming the actors will all bounce back. So that said, this has brightened up my day. Now, just let the box office follow suit.

Matinee Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:35 pm

According to wikipedia, the sequel is already green-lit and due to start filming in September. Hopefully there's enough time to reconsider that decision!

ActonBell Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:32 pm

That Hollywood thought a Draco in Leather Pants movie was going to be a hit will never not be funny to me. Cassie Clare is finally getting some karmic payback.

big chicken Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:47 pm

I love how she bragged at Comic Con about being very "interfere-y" but now that the reviews are bad she's backpedaling and saying how little control authors have.

Fraoch Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:02 pm

This description of a Corey Feldman birthday party is amazing, the photos more so (sorta NSFW?).

particle_person Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:15 pm

There is a whole lotta wish fulfillment thinking going on there, and I don't mean the party, I mean at VICE.

And also approximately when I was approached by a former Playboy Playmate and a porn-star friend of hers, who asked me, "Wanna play a game called Playmate Versus Porn Star? We both blow you, then you tell us which one did a better job."

Sure.

katesti Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:29 pm

I'm pretty sure the writeup is straight-up sarcasm - giant disclaimer at the top about Feldman insisting on final edit indicates the writer wasn't going to be able to do much else.

caltrask55 Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:45 pm

Also I am pretty sure the writer of that piece is gay.

particle_person Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:49 pm

From something else they wrote?

killershrew Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:01 pm

I have a strange soft spot for Corey Feldman and will admit to having a wee crush on him when I was younger. (Much younger.) This is depressing.

GoodbyeWithWords Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:46 pm

The Mortal Instruments had a $3 million opening day. Ha ha! The floppage is official!

**PrincessCleo** Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:08 pm

Oh my sweet lord baby Jesus.

mialoubug Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:33 pm

AWESOME.

Instant Monkeys Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:07 pm

PrincessCleo wrote:Oh my sweet lord baby Jesus.

You are all invited to my wedding, as that article and I will soon be married.

**PrincessCleo** Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:11 pm

Prayer circle for Monika Bartyzel, though. She's in for an interesting afternoon.

Miss Moneypenny Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:19 pm

PrincessCleo wrote:Prayer circle for Monika Bartyzel, though. She's in for an interesting afternoon.

I was thinking of going an checking her Twitter mentions but I'm not sure I have the energy for the crazy.

Miss Moneypenny Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:19 pm

PrincessCleo wrote:Prayer circle for Monika Bartyzel, though. She's in for an interesting afternoon.

I was thinking of going an checking her Twitter mentions but I'm not sure I have the energy for the crazy.

inversed Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:20 pm

Oh that was excellent. Has there been any response from Clare about the film's epic flop?

**PrincessCleo** Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:24 pm

She's distancing herself.

bookworm Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:32 pm

Oh and bonus with an interview where she talks about how awesome the movie is and how much input she had. *grabs popcorn*

Eris Rising Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:00 pm

PrincessCleo wrote:Oh my sweet lord baby Jesus.

That was an astounding takedown. Where do I send the flowers?

year of the cat Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:33 pm

Oh my fuck. Tanith Lee? She plagerized Tanith Lee???? "Hell will be busy"...Said Tanith Lee, in her fantasy novel Sung in Shadow, which has Romeo and Juliet as the backstory but is in no way plagerized, because she wrote ALLL of it.

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