Celebrity Couples

Your mother and I are LIKETHIS, I too am invested, I too worry it's all happening too fast, under too much scrutiny, if David and Gillian will not just ADMIT IT (although "like a successful old married couple maybe" was pretty saweet), give me this gossip gods, or at least let it last until January when I can get fresh Gillovny fuckery.

BUT even I didn't watch The Voice on Monday. Heh.

Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson. I love it.

I'm kind of grossed out if any of this is true, because it's SUCH a step down. Diane Kruger hooking up with Norman Reedus? I linked to the Lainey denial post because she makes a good point about the details of the thing. And maybe they have an open relationship or whatever, but DIANE, if you have Pacey, you don't go wandering with Daryl Dixon. You just don't.

Nooooooooooo. WHAT? Noooooooooooo. Gurl. No.

Well, on the plus side, the Pacey-Joey real-life reunion of my fangirl dreams is a little bit closer to reality.

Jon Snow + Ygritte forEVAH. Is it weird that this makes me happy?

This makes me so happy.

Aw. They seem to have been on-off for the past couple of years. I hope it works out for them.

A consciously un-coupled couple, but I think this is the most appropriate thread.

Jennifer Garner's Vanity Fair interview.

It's worth a read. There's nothing too salacious in it, but it's good to see her point of view.

Okay, that made me really sad. I love how she talks about them continuing to be on the same page and how their kids light up when he comes into the room so how could she not love him. It's awful that something you could work so hard on could still come crashing down and then to have the world hounding you as it happens just magnifies the pain and frustration even more.

I thought she handled it well.  I had no idea Ben had gotten a full back tat of a phoenix. DUDE.

Is theirs the most slo-mo celebrity divorce ever?

Bellamy Young and Ed Weeks She seems to have been single for quite a while, as far as I could garner from following her on Twitter, so this pleases me for her. Also, I am glad Mellie is free of Fitz.

omg omg omg I read that as Ed Westwick at first omg

I DID TOO!!! How weird!

Kit Harington and Rose Leslie confirm their relationship.

Tay Tay and Hiddles. To which I say, you go, girl! Enjoy the smorgasbord while you can.

The weirdest thing about their relationship/fling/pony-ride...some girl wrote a fanfic about them meeting at the Met Gala and starting to date in 2014.

I feel like we should all read it so we know what to expect!

I can not think of a more perfect couple, they are both so SO extra about everything, and they are both poised half way between earnest dorks and calculating careerists. In one headline grabbing staged photoshoot they managed to change that Calvin Harris bullshit narrative, AND promote Hiddles pursuit of James Bond. Masterful, hee.

HOLY SHIT THIS MEANS TOM HIDDLESTON WAS IN MY TOWN AND I MISSED IT

Right? I was thinking I've got some spare time this summer and could totally spend it hanging out near Misquamicut.

GET IT, Taylor! Fling or flung, I approve.

TSwift usually spends Fourth of July weekend here so I HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE. (Well, not really, but OMGGGGGG)

Brangelina are dunzo.

I was never their biggest fan, but this is pretty sad about his relationship with the kids. Oy. And she released it on Tuesday when everyone is gonna pay attention so she ain't fucking around.

I have been their biggest fan, so this saddens me. I am curious about what his parenting style is like that it hasn't been for the previous 12 years to cause her to petition for a divorce now. And I do wonder if he did have an affair with Marion Cotillard as everyone was saying a few months ago.

I guess nothing gold can stay.