Celebrity Good Quotes

Does He Love Girlfriend Rosie Coker? “Yes, absolutely. When Rosie’s here, every day seems better….I’m not an easy person to love. There are lots of times when I’m a very good boyfriend, but there are times when I’m useless. I mean, I’m a mess around the house. I talk nonstop. I become obsessed with things. This year it’s fantasy football, which means Rosie has to listen to me talking 24 hours a day about this team. ‘Should I take this player out, do you think, darling?’ And she listens to it, and she loves me for my oddness, my awkwardness, all of those things that I hate about myself. She finds them cute. I guess that’s love.”

You've experimented with different hair colors. Why do you always go back to blonde? "Blonde is the color of the sun and fun and high intelligence. I love how blonde hair reflects the light, giving off a golden glow that mesmerizes and, if your hairstylist is really good, temporarily blinds those around you."

The Miss Piggy-inspired MAC line features false eyelashes. Do you wear false lashes often? "Absolutely! Eyelashes are the window treatments of the soul.

Bad Username wrote:Does Miss Piggy count as a celebrity?

"(The police officer) said, 'Oh, hello, I'm sorry to bother you... but we've just had someone ring up to say that you've had an intruder on your land.'

"Picturing immediately an axe man behind a bush, I said, 'Really, when? What sort of an intruder?' 'Well,' he said, 'There was a dog walker coming up through the path, saw a naked man, about 50 years old, coming through your field'. And I was really worried, it was terrifying.

"From behind me, on the stairs, Gaia, in her PJs (pyjamas), was going, 'Wasn't that about the time that you came up from the river, mum?' Because behind the house there's a field and a pond. And there's sheep in the field, but they don't mind if I walk up naked.

"And I thought, 'Oh my God, oh my God'. Making the connection, I could see the same thing happening to the policeman. And I could see him, as he backed off, and I was thinking, 'He's going to go back to the station and he's going to say, 'You see that Emma Thompson? Her t**s must be so low that from a distance they read as testicles.'

"I nearly lifted up my nightie to show that they're not that bad."

bbridges wrote:As a person who also reacts to most strong emotions with tears I completely understood where she was coming from. Also she was so cute telling the story. I think Kristen Bell is a really good talk show guest. Have you guys seen her on the Late Late Show?

“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.”