Celebrity Couples

I loved Swiftenhaal in all its staged glory and wish it hadn't ended before they could've gone on a double date with Selena Gomez and the Biebs.

Apparently, Taylor called presumptuous, for saying that he was the inspiration for "Dear John," um Taylor you aren't Carly Simon and that song is no "You're So Vain."

Yeah but I have no problem with her getting uppity at John Mayer. His dumb ass deserves everything she dishes. I laughed so hard at that interview he gave to Rolling Stone saying she hurt his feelings. Also, I read the interview that she said that in and she sounded more joking then anything else.

Kiran wrote:Yeah but I have no problem with her getting uppity at John Mayer. His dumb ass deserves everything she dishes. I laughed so hard at that interview he gave to Rolling Stone saying she hurt his feelings. Also, I read the interview that she said that in and she sounded more joking then anything else.

Yeah, John Mayer has banked quite enough overshare karma to deserve both a song being written about him AND denial of same if it makes him sound even more douchey, heh.

As for Taylor, I still can't help but read all of her actions as pretty much calculated and in this latest case, totally hilarious. I love that everyone called the apple picking and such as future songwriting fodder. Plus, her songs are so damn catchy. Even the ones that I absolutely loathed on first listen (Mean and We are never ever getting back together) grow on me before long.

I am not a fan of John Mayer but it doesn't make her any less annoying to me.

AND denial of same if it makes him sound even more douchey

It makes me think she as much of a douchey famewhore as him. Like if you are going to make this obvious breakup songs your raison d'être at least freaking own it.

I guess I find her more sad and desperate than funny with the fake relationships and overwrought songs. I mean she is obviously not hurting for cash or success, so I guess it doesn't matter to her.

Considering how many people engage in fake relationships in Hollywood I don't fault her there, plus if there was ANY genuin-ness in Swillenhaal it was on her end. More than Reese certainly. I think it's very possible she legit thought she was legit with Jake or at least had some sort of chance to transform it into something real. I think she's both extremely immature and super calculating so honestly I'm surprised it didn't work out long term. I think that's also why she's with the Kennedy kid. She wants her life to be a Seventeen magazine shoot.

IDK she doesn't bug me in the slightest though I know there are lots of reasons to dislike her.

I also don't believe for a second that Mayer's feelings were hurt. You know that song was a massive ego boost for him. I think him trying to act hurt about it is just more gamesmanship on his part, and also probably throwing some shade at her for being so cheesy and obvious. He's said, even pre-Dear John, that he doesn't get musicians who want to let everyone know the details behind their songs and that basically he doesn't want to listen to Coldplay and think about Gwyneth Paltrow.

If she'd REALLY wanted to hurt him, she should've written a song about some sad, old guy who was obsessed with her and declared his love in song everyday, but she just wasn't feeling it and tried to let him down gently while he sobbed for her to give him a chance. Now THAT type of song would've actually pissed him off.

Really at least Taylor has youth as an excuse w/Mayer (and everyone else) as opposed to Katy Perry and Jennifer Aniston. Jessica has born stupid and getting more dumb every year as hers. She's still just what 22? I think celebrity actually retards growth instead of aiding it so....until she steals jewelry with cocaine stained pants while crashing a rented Porsche she's okay with me.

I think celebrity actually retards growth instead of aiding it so.

Must be why she is dating an 18 year old high school junior. Even at 22 I couldn't imagine dating a dude with a school curfew.

First look at Justin and Jessica's wedding photos.

Oh lawd, he looks like a tool. Seriously, sit down, Justin.

Ha, he sang her down the aisle! If he threw in some beatboxing, I will never stop laughing.

Also, pink wedding dresses - is that a thing now? Would love to compare to Anne Hathaway's dress, but there have only been those distant and in the middle of a dirt track shots so far.

swsa wrote:Oh lawd, he looks like a tool. Seriously, sit down, Justin.

"LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!"

Her face in that shot is killing me. Like she totally knows what a douche he is.

Ha, he sang her down the aisle! If he threw in some beatboxing, I will never stop laughing.

The whole wedding sounds like the kind of wedding Jean-Ralphio would have if he had the money and a woman willing to marry him.

Kiran wrote:Her face in that shot is killing me. Like she totally knows what a douche he is.

Her face says, "I just really wanted to get married, y'all." Best of luck to her and the overgrown toddler.

The whole wedding sounds like the kind of wedding Jean-Ralphio would have if he had the money and a woman willing to marry him.

Haha! I love Jean-Ralphio, but that's because he's not a real person. JT is funny on SNL and that is it. Annoying otherwise.

I'm thinking about it, and I'd rather be married to Jean-Ralphio, at least I think he would have to be goofily in love with the bride, and be fun, and not cheat. There would probably be tigers and such at the wedding, though.

I'm sorry, I just can't with the pink wedding dress. I have no problem with a pop of color but, and I may be betraying my feminine gender with this statement, I detest pink. I can accept it on babies and as a highlight color in bouquets and decorations, but otherwise I can't stand it. A whole dress of it turns me off.

I think its kinda cute. I don't know. I need to see a fuller shot of the dress I think. I really loved Gwen Stefani's pink accented wedding dress, though.

I don't hate pink. I hate its use in the ongoing gendering of children and some shades are gross, but it can be very flattering.

Loved Gwen's dress too. Not sure with this dress because she's sitting down, but I'm so tired of strapless. Poor kid.

He is SUCH a tool.

I can't decide on that dress. It reminds me of like a 1950s prom dress for some reason.

Either way, since from what I understand the wedding was all about him, I doubt she had a huge amount of say in it.

Ew...I would be so embarrassed if my wedding photos looked like that.

It's no surprise that Justin's friends are as douchey as he is, illustrated by this "hilarious" wedding video.

Well there is the answer to that blind item.