Digging in the Dirt: Gossip Columns

Her shit about the Malaysian airplane was kind of gross too. Like people are dead, you really gonna even jokingly tie it into Lost?

Lainey's Reese rage is possibly my favorite thing on her site. The frustration, the anger, the inability to comprehend how she wasn't banished from Hollywood forever!

And while I take her argument about privilege, I think celebrity/money were as much at play as her skin color. So yes, I think someone like Rihanna would've skated as well.

I can't wait to see how Lainey loses her shit over this

Ha! Same. Maybe Kim will be allowed a name now.

I'm sure she'll argue that Anna had no choice but to appease Kanye this way and besides it's not a solo cover.

I am sure she will use this as more fuel for the Victoria Beckham will never truly be accepted by the fashion people and Anna Wintour but even "Kanye's girlfriend" has been and isn't that a slap in the face.

I like the dress, though.

It is a nice dress. Kim actually looks really nice. I just can't believe this exists now. Heh.

I CALLED IT.

I need to stop reading Lainey guys.

I like the dress too. I'm also okay with the fact that Paris Hilton is probably seething.

I'm honestly fine with the cover. Vogue stopped being a hurdle towards ultimate fashion recognition LONG ago. But I found Wintour's justification laughable. Citing Kim's "strength of character"? Getting all defensive about the rumors that Kanye pressured you? I'd have had more respect if she was just all "Hey, you can't deny their relevance or media domination" and left it at that.

I think Lainey keeps Sarah around because her ignorance pisses people off and Lainey gets off on that. And the fact she's adopted her blogging style and sentence structure strokes her ego. She also meangirls her every chance she gets.

To me she's officially become a well rounded asshole and I'm not giving her traffic anymore. She condescends and insults her readers all the time and probably gloats that they keep coming back for more. She's got so many issues, that one. Mother issues being the biggest.

I do very much enjoy snarking here with you guys. The gossip breakdown is so much better here anyway, with no vengeful celebrity agendas.

Let’s talk about My Obsession again. Shortly after we first started dating, Jacek bleached his hair too. I climbed on top of him as soon as he came home and didn’t come off until I got off several times. You think Sam feels the same way?

NOOOOO.

It's funny because Quicksilver's hair is the *only thing* I hate about those set photos.

Kiran wrote:

Let’s talk about My Obsession again. Shortly after we first started dating, Jacek bleached his hair too. I climbed on top of him as soon as he came home and didn’t come off until I got off several times. You think Sam feels the same way?

NOOOOO.

Oh no. No no no no no. Lainey, NO ONE reads celebrity gossip to hear about the orgasms of the person writing it. NO ONE.

WOW. Just...wow. I almost regret stopping reading laineygossip if I'm missing batshit impropriety like this.

I have been trying to erase the unnecessary imagery from my mind. Talk about low classy and psychotic fan creepy at the same time.

I wonder how much she and Sarah will battle over the Marvel columns now that her "My Obsession" is involved.

Nice dodge on the Kristen Stewart pics too. Yes, such "great styling" and "braids". We'll just ignore the elephant in the room about WHY she's styled that way, and the rant that would've come from Lainey had just about any other female celeb headed up that campaign.

You all are terrible people! Mocking Lainey at a time like this when her Gwennie has consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin; why, Lainey is clearly distraught and needs our understanding and prayers.

I look forward to reading her screeds about how this has affected her and her syntax.

QueenSix wrote:You all are terrible people! Mocking Lainey at a time like this when her Gwennie has consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin; why, Lainey is clearly distraught and needs our understanding and prayers.

I look forward to reading her screeds about how this has affected her and her syntax.

I <3 you.

She's going to be triply pissed too because she didn't see it coming at all. So her favorite did something un-favorite-y, her armchair psychology was dead wrong, AND she totally failed at her job of knowing the good gossip.

In retrospect Chris being okay being seen with Gwynnie in public should have been a lock that they weren't together together. Maybe they'll have a divorce party like Jack White and Karen Elson.

I have a feeling her smutty senses have been paid not to tingle.
Of course she's gonna play the Rat's shitty year angle.

It seems interesting that she appears to be shouldering most of the blame on him. I would have thought they both were having sexy times with other people.

Why should Gwen's own guilt prevent her from making the the other party the bad guy? Look at all the snobby press Gwen put out about Brad after she cheated with Viggio, about how Brad was such a monosyllabic rube from the Midwest. She kept that p.r. meme going for years!

It seems interesting that she appears to be shouldering most of the blame on him. I would have thought they both were having sexy times with other people.

They were and Lainey says exactly that, it's just that Chris cheated first and frequently and Goop retaliated, or attempted to not give a shit, to have an "understanding" open relationship. I kind of agree with Lainey, outwardly it looks like when he cheated she stood by him, worked it out, even when the rumors were fairly public, and the women close to home (Bosworth). When her infidelities were made public via the scuttled VF piece and Lainey, and whatever app that was a couple of weeks ago, things ended almost immediately after. But I can also see it as her attempt to have hand, you didn't dump me even though you wanted to for years, but I'm totally dumping YOU.